The Wide Web of Friends in YA Books discussion

2). Open up the food and start eating it.

4). Pay in nickels.

5). Run people over with your shopping cart.

7). Drink and finish 10 bottles of soda. Grab a cantaloupe and set up and play bowling.

8. Knock all of the nail polish on the ground, spilling it everywhere.

9). Pay in pennies

12). Open up the nerf guns and have a nerf gun fight.

13. Pick up the intercom and start singin diamonds in the sky by rihanna at the top of your with a jamacan accent!

14). Ask an employee to page someone and give them a funny name to say.

15) Wear 40 pairs of clothes all at the same time while asking the other costumers if you look fat in this.

16) Go in wearing a bikini and ask other customers how you look like.

17) Stand on the shopping carts as your friend pushes you and you sing I believe I can Fly.

18). Hide in the clothing racks and when someone tries to grab a hanger, hold it back.

19. Dress up like you work there, then pretend to be a cashier.

20. Take all of the bikes off of the huge rack.

21. Start riding around on the bikes. ^-^

22. Put all of the horns and bells on the bikes you ride

23. Put on a halloween costume.

*from the store, obviously.

Bathe in duck Urine while shopping in the mens department

oops that was #24

25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGgiM0...
Doing something like this.

26. Make castles out of the frozen waffle boxes.

27. Douse the aisles with juice and milk, find swimming tubes and floaters, and have a slip-n-slide party!

27. Sit on the little conveyor belt-thing, strike a sitting pose, and sing "It's my party, I can cry if I want to!"

*28

gallop through the store on a horse screaming "The indians are coming!!!!"

31. Follow people and be as indiscreet as possible.

32. Dress all black and poke old ppl, and if anybody ask, your Snake Eyes from GI Joe.

33. Go around the electronics section and play all of the games and scream at them every5 seconds.

34. Play dodgeball and hit anyone you want.

35. Throw all of the pillows on the floor and make a huge fort! Yell at anyone who comes down the isle that they are trespassing and I they don't go away you'll shoot them

36. Take a nap

37. Walk around naked.

38. Do a Revolutionary War reenactment.

39. Open all the flour bags (suger, anything powder) and coat the whole isle with it

40. Do swordplay with pool noodles and whack anyone who comes close to you.

41.Pick up a bottle of coca cola and go to the cashier. Ask them a series of annoying questions; what it is, how you open the bottle, what it tastes like, why it's called coca cola, how the fizz feels et cetra. Then ask them an unusual and offensive question; how will the fizz affect your pee? If the cashier doesn't say anything, inform them that their lack of information is insulting, and spray them with the coke. Then you say; "I will be back tomorrow for a full report."

43 stab an assistant bcs they're useless (idek if thats true I've never been to walmart but ik that the assistants in other shops are useless af)

44. Start reading a book and when it's closing time and they tell you to leave, tell them that you're not leaving until you're done.

Al of these I've actually done:

51. Gather 10+ friends and enjoy a nice fun game of freeze tag.

52. Take some bikes from the racks and have a race around the store,Lance Armstrong style.

53. Go to the women's sporting goods section, throw on the pinkest, stretchy running gear you can find and take a few laps around the store to test it out.

54. Grab a few friends and a basketball and put on an impromptu slam dunk contest at their display hoop.

55. Screaming at someone's kid for running around

56: hide in the clothes rack and whisper "pick me pick me" when someone walks by

57: Scream and assume the fetal position saying "No! No! It's those voices again!" when an announcement is made.

58: In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

59: Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
bathroom, holding a box of tampons.

60: Go to the hunting department and while handling the guns, ask where the antidepressants are

Take a really small hoola hoop, go to a customer assistant, and ask them if they could come in the hoola hoop with you because you want to know how many people fit in it. If they refuse start complaining about how useless everyone is and how you cant even find a hoola hoop buddy anymore.

62. Ask to put a pack of m&ms on layaway

63. Ask an employee to put on a pair of shoes so you can see what it would look like on you. Then, ask them to put on some different clothing options so you have an idea of what to wear with those shoes.

64. Open up some packs I sharpies and draw all over everything. Then, when they run out of ink, give it to the employee and tell them that when you tested to out, it ran out of ink.

65. Get a rotten banana and walk to the Apple or technology section of Walmart. Ask the person working there if you can upgrade to an Apple. (get it???)

SAMMY IM DYING OF LAUGHTER ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW CUZ I JUST IMAGINED SOME OLD MAN DOING THAT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

66. walk around dropping a box of condoms in random people's buggies.