Write, Wrote, Written discussion
Cindy's Writing
>
Some sketches
date
newest »


hahaa of was an assignment for school ^^ yeah i had just watched Dracula untold and then I saw a commercial about batman and that's how it started
2. This is a possible conversation between, again constructed in the wicked thing I call a brain, Dracula and Batman (since.. well… vampires should be able to turn into a bat and all that). In this scenario Dracula pretends to be Batman, Batman discovers this in the dead of night…
A=Batman
B=Dracula
A: I have been pursuing you for almost half this night. Who are you, charlatan? A cheat that you are
for sure.
B: Good riddance. Caught up with me already, have you? So swift you are.
A: Answer my question, you fraud! Who do you think you are?! Pretending to be the savior of..
B: O stop this will you? You’re making my ears bleed with that shrill, trying to sound adult like, voice.
But let me tell you this, I am the one who was a batman, and a bed man, long before you were
born, boy.
A: Nonsense! Reveal to me your name or else…
B: Or else what? You’ll run me over with that car of yours? That beast on four wheels? You’d have to
catch me first, my boy.
A: Do not make me repeat myself.
B: O all right, fine, very well. I confess. You see I was simply wondering, curious one may say, what it would be like to be you. Though I have to say my dear fellow, your life sucks… and I know a thing or two about that.
A: … I don’t understand.
B: That would be because of the hefty black thing you’re wearing on your head, it’s crushing your
brain so that, in fact, you almost have a brain the size of that of a bat. Ironic is it not?
A: Then who are you for god sakes?!
B: Well I am Dracula. And please, do not use his name in that fashion. I do not like to
confess anything after someone brings up his name.
A: Is that because you will burst into flames when you yourself speak of him?
B: No, it’s because I feel somewhat filthy after hearing, mentioning, whispering or any -ings of that kind. I don’t particularly like the fellow you know, since.. well.. I kind of am an evil in this world.
A: then why are you faking to be righteous?
B: So that I can teach you how to really be a batman, of course!
A: I live, and maybe I possibly might suck at living on some occasions in your eyes, but you have to suck to be alive.
*Dracula gives batman a push, so that he falls rapidly from the roof*
B: Now try to turn into a bat! Be quick about it! Come on boy! Flap your wings! My blood lad you really do suck at this!