Let's Have Some FUN! discussion

Make up a joke (no copying and just changing names, ORIGINAL) about anything! The funniest one will win the prize of becoming a moderator! Once chosen, you will get a 3 week trial to see if you are worthy to be a moderator.
Guidelines to the contest:
1. No bad words-the real cuss words
2. Has to be original
3. You can enter as many jokes as you want
4. ALL jokes due by June 29th! You have almost a month!

Oh, yeah. If someone spots a bad joke, you can report it on the moderator 3 contest comments/questions. The moderators will try to delete it (moderators= me and Jenn). If you have any questions, again, put it in the moderator 3 contest questions/comments.

so if i saw a joke on a paper, i cant use it?

Yeah, it has to be original.

so i can use it? no wait thats not original...

Yeah....

must....rack...brain!!

Oh yeah, when I said, If someone spots a bad joke.... I meant if you see a non-original joke, or a joke with bad words in it, not like if it's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

THUMP! Made a car running over the chicken. I guess we may never know.

I guess that's original......

I got one!

Me: Knock knock!
Other Person: Who's there?
Me: Nantucket
Other Person: Nantucket who?
Me: Nantucket and she won't give it back!

Hee hee.

Whos in the lead?

ok, here is a tricky riddle thats like "oh yeah, haha" but not hilarious. i dont know if it will count.

What is the beginning of eternity,
the end of time and space,
the beginning of every end,
and the end of every place?

what am i?

Jokes only please!

No, we can do riddles.

Will you little demigod tell us the answer? Just wondering....

I would love to be 3rd moderator....

Don't comment here.

((That is funny!))

((You can do more than one joke/riddle, just so you know))

Hmmm

ok the answer to mine was the letter E. look at the words of my riddle.

here is another one:

what does man love more than life,
fear more than death or mortal strife?
what the poor have, the rich require,
and what contented men desire?
what misers spend and spendthrifts save?
and all men carry to the grave?


would you like a hint for some of the tricky words?

Haha LoL! I get it! Eternity, timE, spacE, Every End, every placE. That's good! [I wanna be moderator:] :C

Wow. This half-blood (I really hope you don't mind me calling you that) can really crank out some riddles!

of course i dont mind! i love that ;D

i actually got them from my friend. :)

HINT TO THE LAST ONE:
miser=save everything
spendthrift=spends everything

content people have everything they want

Ugh, this is hard!

Ok here is a big clue. Answer this question:

What does contented man desire?

What does a contented man need? Think about what content means...

OMG! THIS IS SOOOOO HARD!

What do you call a fish with no eye?

FSH.

thats a good one!

ok, heres the hint and none other after this! i got it on this one:

content means to have everything you need.

if you already have everything you already need, what do you need?

COME ON!!!!! THIS PART IS EASY!!!

NOTHING!

THAT'S A GOOD ONE! BUT WHY DO THEY LIKE NOTHING BETTER THAN LIFE???

I totally get it now.

SakuraHana•Daughter of PoseidonHunter of Artemis wrote: "thats a good one!"

thanks!

ok yeah the answer is nothing.

but i didnt make the joke so i didn't get that part either, Tiffany.

ooh i have another riddle and this time is is funny in my opinion:

What did the judge say to the rotten milk?

((do i say the answer..))

The little half-blood said, "ok yeah the answer is nothing.

but i didnt make the joke so i didn't get that part either, Tiffany. "

Then how is it original???

original of the other person. that doesnt have to count. :)

Wait. What? You mean your friend made it up, then you put it on? Is that what you mean? If it is, I need to discuss with Jenn...

its ok. i forgot they had to be original. my friend told me them. i am not necessarily in the competition, i just like sharing. sorry...

Soo..... no of your jokes were original? That's OK. We might still consider it.

honestly, i forgot they had to be original.
but don't consider it. its ok! :)

did i already say that...hehe

this group is dying and i dont comment much so sorry that I am leaving...it adds too many emails and I am already in a lot of groups.... :( just telling you guys. see u!

I'm closing this contest. Not enough jokes.