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Misc Twilight Stuff!!!!
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Twilight Jokes and funny Twilight pics
~Jasper Hale will never be a therapist
He already knows "how you feel about that"
~Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for halloween
He lied and said he was out of candy.
~Dear Journal,
Today I made Edward feel that he was in love with Emmett...Again
Later,
Jasper
~Where do the cullens go for a buffet?
The Zoo
~Edward Cullen bites...pillows
~Jacob Black has Buffy on speed dial.
~I stabbed Edward Cullen with a pencil and lived to tell the tale, Dont tell Mike Newton.
~I named all my dogs after Jacob and his friends.
~Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream
~Thanks twilight, now if a boy ignores me, I know its only because he's a polite vampire, trying to resist my blood.
He already knows "how you feel about that"
~Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for halloween
He lied and said he was out of candy.
~Dear Journal,
Today I made Edward feel that he was in love with Emmett...Again
Later,
Jasper
~Where do the cullens go for a buffet?
The Zoo
~Edward Cullen bites...pillows
~Jacob Black has Buffy on speed dial.
~I stabbed Edward Cullen with a pencil and lived to tell the tale, Dont tell Mike Newton.
~I named all my dogs after Jacob and his friends.
~Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream
~Thanks twilight, now if a boy ignores me, I know its only because he's a polite vampire, trying to resist my blood.
~Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for halloween He lied and said he was out of candy.
SO FUNNY!
How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!
-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!
-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse ;)
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!
-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
He calms them
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
She came back with a mirror...
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
There would be no fight becasue Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!
-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!
-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse ;)
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!
-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.
Jasper is sexy, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy that it hurts, that’s why he always looks like he’s in pain.
Jacob got ran over by a reindeer
walking home from Bella’s Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Vampires,
but looking now at Edward I believe.
lolz!
walking home from Bella’s Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Vampires,
but looking now at Edward I believe.
lolz!
((For all the Team Edward Fans))
Dear Diary
I would like to...La push...Jacob of a cliff,
love Edward
((P.S.- I'm Team Switzerland but Emmett is my fav character))
Dear Diary
I would like to...La push...Jacob of a cliff,
love Edward
((P.S.- I'm Team Switzerland but Emmett is my fav character))
Ok this site has some pretty good jokes with pictures check it out:
http://www.polyvore.com/iloveyou_twil...
http://www.polyvore.com/iloveyou_twil...
Melzz wrote: ~Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what you are. Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream
Ha ha ha! I love that one! (Go team Jacob!)
I need more of those jokes!!! so funny! can u giv some more???? (I'm not talking about the website u posted I already checked some are not that funny)
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen
Love it!
The Volturi get arrested by the police towards the end of "Breaking Dawn" because they "disturbed the peace of Forks."
theres a video on youtube titled '101 ways to piss of edward cullen' or something. its hilarious
Melzz wrote: "~Jasper Hale will never be a therapistHe already knows "how you feel about that"
~Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for halloween
He lied and said he was out of candy.
~Dear..."
haha "you're vanilla ice cream!!"
I am Jacob. Fear me. Woof.I poured glitter on my boyfriend so that he would look like Edward Cullen.
When all the other girls wanted to become ballerinas, I wanted to become a vampire.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward Cullen!!
happiness=Edward
love=Edward
peace=Edward
hatred=no Edward
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
MY SECRET AGENTS, I HAVE AN EMERGENCY MISSION FOR YOU. I REPEAT, AN EMERGENCY. BRING ME EDWARD CULLEN. I REPEAT. BRING ME EDWARD CULLEN. WITH SPARKLES.
Kelly wrote: "Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."
Actually, that's not a twilight joke, that's a quote by Albert Einstine. He's hilarious with his love quotes.
Actually, that's not a twilight joke, that's a quote by Albert Einstine. He's hilarious with his love quotes.
Melzz wrote: "Kelly wrote: "Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love."Actually, that's not a twilight joke, that's a quote by Albert Einstine. He's hilarious with his love quotes."
oh ok haha thanks
Melzz wrote:Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what you are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream
~Thanks twilight, now if a boy ignores me, I know its only because he's a polite vampire, trying to resist my blood.
LOL))))
The "Thanks Twilight" one was my favorite, so I posted it last. :)
♥SJS♥ wrote: "((For all the Team Edward Fans))Dear Diary
I would like to...La push...Jacob of a cliff,
love Edward
((P.S.- I'm Team Switzerland but Emmett is my fav character))"
This is hilarious
message 29:
by
Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!!
(new)
message 32:
by
Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!!
(new)
In the first Blade picture post, thats funny. My friend posted that picture on facebook. She said: "Twilight 2 is gonna be the best". Lol
stephanie, the second one was funni.
I like the Flair about getting away from Quil's girlfriend.
Melzz wrote: "~Jasper Hale will never be a therapist
He already knows "how you feel about that"
~Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for halloween
He lied and said he was out of candy.
~Dear..."
I love them all! :D
He already knows "how you feel about that"
~Jacob glared at the kids dressed as vampires for halloween
He lied and said he was out of candy.
~Dear..."
I love them all! :D
jacob got run over by a volvo, walking home from bella's christmas eve. you can say you blame it all on edward, but truth be told, the volvo was driven by me.
some one should La Push jacob off a cliff!!!!
Obsessedwithtwilight wrote: "jacob got run over by a volvo, walking home from bella's christmas eve. you can say you blame it all on edward, but truth be told, the volvo was driven by me."
I love that one! It is sooo what I would do too!
I love that one! It is sooo what I would do too!
The harry potter dazzling one is aaaaawsome!
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PLEASE EDWARD fans DON'T get mad at me :(!im Team Jacob.
Jeni wrote: ""haha! That one is funny!
I laughed sooooooo much ahahahaha :DDDMy favs:
Jacob...I'd hit that. WITH A VOLVO.
How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you? You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
lolololol :D
"Niki wrote : How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you? You pick up a stick,throw it and yell 'fetch'!OMG....... sooo funny!!!! xoxox My sides hurt after laughing so hard!
I laughed soo hard at this!!!!! hahahaha :-D "What do Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
Their balls are for decortion"
Kate wrote: "I laughed soo hard at this!!!!! hahahaha :-D
"What do Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
Their balls are for decortion""
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
"What do Edward and a Christmas tree have in common?
Their balls are for decortion""
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha
Picture yourself naked. LOL!