YA / MG Read-A-Holics Not-So-Anonymous discussion

This is a fun game that I saw in another group. I thought we could try it here.

Basically, I pick a place, and we each take turns brainstorming ways to get kicked out. These can be as crazy or simple as you want.

Once we get to 100, the last person who posted gets to pick a new location, and we start over.

I'll start:

100 Ways to get kicked out of McDonalds:

1) Mention Burger King