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Ernest Heminway wrote a story

"For Sale: Kids shoes, never worn"

a story, completed with six words. It has suspense, drama, tragedy and all elements of a story if you put your imagination into it. So, I request you to submit a story of your own in a line or a sentence. Let's bring a creative side to this discussion.

"Missing: Kitten, Large Reward."

Diana wrote: ""Missing: Kitten, Large Reward.""
How about,

Missing: Giant Kitten, Large Reward.

Hmm... Does have a certain ring to it.