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Audiobook Giveaway: Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed
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I have been wanting to read this for a while! I will be happy to review. Email: joyhclark@gmail.com
I've been wanting to read this for a long time, too! Audio would be perfect right now - it's the only way I can read for fun while I'm finishing up nursing school. Just in case, my email is caitpoytress@yahoo.com. Thanks for the opportunity! If I win a copy, I would gladly review it - for better or worse. :o)
If you say, "Audiobook," I say, "How high?" I'd love to listen and review the book on Goodreads. I'm at alt.current (at) gmail.com.
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Author Lance Carbuncle has given us 10 audible download codes of his first novel Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed:
About the Book:
Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.
What I say:
Madness. Mayhem. Hitchhiking Christian Terrorists. Crazy Pedros. An exploding sombrero. Ziplocked frozen poo. A Clubfoot musician who never stops playing his guitar. And his faithful dog Idjit, relaying important information to him through his dreams. Not to mention a reference to Shaun of the Dead....my all time favorite movie ever!!!
This book is a must read! Carbuncles creative use of footnotes -alone- should be enough for you to want to take a peek.
Sample the audio here:
http://www.amazon.com/Smashed-Squashe...
The giveaway will run through March 27th
The 10 winners will be announced here and in the goodreads group on March 28th.
Here's how to enter:
1 - Leave a comment here or over at the blog stating that you will publish a review of the audio book - for better or worse - on goodreads (and any other place your wonderful heart desires!). Only commenters who promise to review the audio will be entered to win.
(to comment on the blog: http://thenextbestbookblog.blogspot.c...)
ONLY COMMENT ONCE. MULTIPLE COMMENTS DO NOT GAIN YOU ADDITIONAL CHANCES TO WIN.
2 - Your comment must have a way to contact you (if your goodreads profile is set to private, please include your email address).
GOOD LUCK!
*This giveaway is not part of our Author/Reader Discussion series.