SCAREDY CAT discussion

DANGEROUS DECISION:

You must choose between three doors. The first door leads to a maze paved with red-hot coals, the second to a pitch-black room containing a bottomless hole, and the third to the open cage of a lion that hasn't eaten in six months.

WHICH DOOR DO YOU CHOOSE?

Joke answer: If the lion hasn't eaten in six months, it's dead, therefore the cage.
In keeping with the tone of the riddle, I'll go with the pitch-black room, less uncomfortable than one, higher survival rate than the other (I'm guessing less painful as well).

Well James you are correct and incorrect. The pitch-black room contains an endless black hole that you would be stuck in forever! The lion, however, is dead and the cage is open therefore, the room is safe.

Good one KC!

ARE YOU TWINS?

"Nohow!" said Dee.
"But we do share the same parents." Said Dum.
"And we were born on the same day of the same year."
"But we are certainly not twins."

HOW CAN THIS BE?

PERFORMANCE;

I always perform under pressure,
In theaters I don't entertain,
Audiences can't stand to see me,
But display me in fury and shame.

WHAT AM I?