Book Snails Book Group discussion

Does anyone have any good jokes they would like to share with your fellow Book Snails?

"You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants." --Stephen King

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." --Groucho Marx

One book says to the other book "I hope I'm not being too FOREWORD with my INTRODUCTION, but I like your PREFACE" --Buzzfeed

Julie wrote: "One book says to the other book "I hope I'm not being too FOREWORD with my INTRODUCTION, but I like your PREFACE" --Buzzfeed"

Cute ;-)

Julie wrote: "Does anyone have any good jokes they would like to share with your fellow Book Snails?

"You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants...."

I will be sure to add to these in the future! Good idea.

Thanks!! :-)

Q: How do you teach a snail to read?

A: (view spoiler)[
Same as anyone else: One... word... at... a.... time.
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Readers who have cats will understand this photo:

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In honor of St. Patrick's Day:

Jokes & One-Liners:

http://jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/stpa...

Sample:

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: (view spoiler)[Because they're always a little short. (hide spoiler)]

Okay, these are not JOKES, but maybe some of you will dig....

I posted 2 Snail Trivia/Word Problems in another thread:

https://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/...

Again, not a joke, unless you consider fooling your eyes a joke. Thought y'all might enjoy:

Can you tell if these photos are REAL, or PHOTOSHOPped?

https://landing.adobe.com/en/na/produ...

I got 14/25 right. *shrugs*

Q: What CITY does superhero/crime fighter BatSnailMan protect?

A: (view spoiler)[Escargotham, of course!



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Found on themetapicture.com:

When books get adapted into movies...

Want to hear a joke about ghosts?

That's the spirit! xD

Kira wrote: "Want to hear a joke about ghosts?

That's the spirit! xD"

*grins* good one, Kira

(found on https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph... )

Love that one! XD

Love it!

This isn't a joke, but we don't (yet) have a category that fits.

So...

THE MINIATURE SNAIL ARTISTS:

video: https://www.bbc.com/reel/playlist/ext...

Oh my gosh, how in the world did you find that?! I absolutely love it, that's the best!!❤😍❤

Vickie wrote: "Oh my gosh, how in the world did you find that?! I absolutely love it, that's the best!!❤😍❤"

Glad you liked! I had no idea such things existed. I'm also glad the performing snails were well-fed in the process.

[ I often peruse BBC news at https://www.bbc.com/news/world/us_and... , and sometimes discover interesting stuff like that futher down the page. ]

Snail Romance:

💖😍💕🥰💑