We Are Unique discussion

Me Maple: FELLOW MAPLE, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Maples: *start attacking the world in weird ways*
Chicken Maple: BA CAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, yes, Master Maple!!

Me Maple: Hey Spud!!!!
Maple Army: *Hug tackles Spud*
Chicken Maple: *Sits on Spud's head*

*Takes Chicken off of head and hugs back!!*

Me Maple: *Grabs Chicken Maple and starts petting*
Maple Army: *Looks for new victim
Chicken Maple: Cluck cluck cluck BA CAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ello dreamboat

Me Maple: KOCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maple Army: *hug tackles Koco*
Chicken Maple: BA CAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Sits on Koco's head*

*Screams and then hugs back*

HIIIIIII!

This chicken.....

Me Maple: *pushes army out of the way and hug tackles Koco*
Maple Army: *starts dancing*
Chicken Maple: *Break dances*

*Laughs hysterically*

Me Maple: Why is my army dancing?
Maple army: *Does the robot dance*
Chicken Maple: Bawk bawk BAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break of the sick beats that are being dropped down somewhere

I don't even know..

YOOOOOO

Me Maple: *Starts dancing with my army*
Chicken Maple: *Sings in the way that chickens do*

Ayyyyyeeee

*Falls to the ground laughing*

lol XD

Chicken Maple: *Glares at laughing people* *Screams into mic* CLUCK CLUCK CAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XDDDDDD

*Starts doing the chicken dance*

Me Maple: *Does chicken dance*
Maple Army: *does chicken dance too*
Chicken Maple: *clucks the chicken dance song*

Snack break!!!! I brought Chicken wings!!! *Gives an evil smile and reaches into a bag*

Chicken Maple: BAW CAWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *takes chicken wings and runs off*
Me Maple: Chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get your feathery butt back over here!!
Maple Army: *Is very confuzzled*
Chicken Maple: *Throws away chicken wings and struts back over*
Me Maple: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WERE GONNA EAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!

*Starts to laugh and picks bag up* I was only kidding......they are brownies!!!

Me Maple: Chicken, I swear...
Chicken Maple: cluck cluck coo...
Me Maple: Dont pretend to be all innocent with me!!!
Chicken Maple: *pouts and starts pecking people*
Me Maple: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!
Maple Army: *eats brownies*

Haha! This is the most colorful I have ever met

Me Maple: Most colorful what?
Maple Army: *looks up with brownie all over their faces*

oops mind went faster than fingers. Chicken. Colorful chicken

Me Maple: *hug chicken* well she is a Maple.
Chicken Maple: peep
Me Maple: you need a name... I SHALL CALL YOU BERTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol! She sure acts like a Bertha

Me Maple: *shrugs* first thing that came to mind
Bertha: *clucks music*
Maple Army: *lifts Bertha up like a queen*
Bertha: *grins devilishly*

I really like this Bertha

Bertha: *poses*
Maple Army: *takes pictures*
Jackalope Maple: *tackles Bertha*
Me Maple: *face palm*

Jackalope?

I got a pet jackalope too >:3

You're well on your way to a zoo

Its only a chicken and a jackalope...

Lol

Bertha: *attacks Charles
Charles: *kicks Bertha*
Me Maple: YOU TWO- KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!
Bertha: *lays an egg*
Charles: *scratches ears*

Hehe!

Charles is the name of my jackalope by the way. His full name is Charles of Mapleingham the third

Me Maple: MAPLE ARMY, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Maple Army: *hug tackles Kc*
Bertha: *sits on Kc's head*
Me Maple: BERTHA!!!!!! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SITTING ON PEOPLES HEADS?!
Bertha: *turns beak up* Cluck cluck BAWK!!!!
Charles: *knocks Bertha off of Kc's head and runs over to me*
Me Maple: Who's a good jackalope? You are!

Me Maple: *runs over to Kc.* hello? Anyone in there. Hey! Doctor Maple! Get over here!
Doctor Maple: wassup?
Me Maple: *points to Kc*
Doctor Maple: okie dokie. She'll be okie dokes in a jiff. *does doctory stuff so Kc is alive*
Maple Army: *forms circle around Kc*
Me Msple: is she gonna be ok doc?
Doctor Maple: Yup.
Charles: *sits on Bertha*
Bertha: *pecks Charles*

Me Maple: Dont worry. I know cpr!!! Wait I dont wanna do cpr, plus she's breathing.
Doctor Maple: chill out and give her space.
Maple army: *forms tighter circle around Kc
Me Maple: DOCTOR MAPLE SAID TO GIVE HER SPACE!!!
Maple Army: *Makes a VERY big circle around Kc*
Charles: *sits on Kc's chest and puts his face right over hers*
Bertha: *sits on Charles and lays an egg*
Me Maple: Why did I get a chicken and jackalope?

Heyyyyyyy!!!

Maple Army: *suddenly turns and hug tackles Petie*
Me Maple: Oh! HEYA PETIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bertha: *sits on Petie's head*
Me Maple: BERTHA, YOU STUPID CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! We talked about this!!!!
Charles: *jumps into's Petie's arms and gets his jackalope antlers stuck in her shirt*
Me Maple: Sorry about those two...

*awkwardly untangles my shirt from Charles's antlers*
Hi Maple! That's ok!
*pats Charles*

Charles: *purrs or whatever jackalopes do*
Me Maple: *pushes way through army* I started an apocalypse! Look at all these Maples!!!!!
Maple Army: *waves to Petie* Hello Petie
Me Maple: I DIDNT KNOW YOU GUYS COULD TALK!!!!!!
Bertha: *glares at Charles, jealous * Bawk...