MobileRead Book Challenges discussion

Someone just reminded me of my WSW shelf...

and I realized I wanted to read some weird shit.

Anybody in? I've got 2 nominations:

And You Shall Know Her by the Trail of Dead - because its' a short story that has a f'ing AWESOME title.

Tender Wings of Desire - need I say more???

That is a brilliant title - I want to read it NOW!

Not sure what I can recommend, maybe Stuck On You by Jasper Bark (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2... as I'm not sure now to embed the url). It's weird in a gross and sexual way, and quite short. I gave it 3 stars but the overall consensus is 4.2

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't find either of those on the UK amazon though sadly :(

Man i miss WSW :P

Edited to add: I see now that the first title is free as URL... My brain is apparently on holiday :D

And You Shall Know Her by the Trail of Dead - free shortie! http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fic...

Orlok wrote: "That is a brilliant title - I want to read it NOW!

Not sure what I can recommend, maybe Stuck On You by Jasper Bark (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2... as I'm not sure now t..."

Stuck on you is already $2.99 so I'll pass. But OMG! That cover alone is weird!!!

I've read stuck on you, and it's the most disturbing thing I've ever read... But kinda good at the same time.. I think I gave it an extra star just because it managed to gross me out and that rarely happens.

Did someone pull tender wings of desire?????? I can't find it on Amazon.

I already have a copy because DAT COVER but for Doodles...

Yea, I looked it up before when you (?) were talking about it, but seems like its gone now :(

:-(

I'm totally up for reading that other one though? :D

I'm sure Chuck Tingle must have released some new works recently if you need more xD

lolol

Notifications hate me

I totally read And You Shall Know Her by the Trail of Dead and I LIKED it.

It IS a bit weird...but at the same time it's NOT Chuck Tingle weird, lol.

Cool, I noticed you had rated it :)
I started reading it, but had to stop to eat dinner. Hopefully I'll get to finish it later, seems good so far :)

DoodlePanda wrote: "Cool, I noticed you had rated it :)
I started reading it, but had to stop to eat dinner. Hopefully I'll get to finish it later, seems good so far :)"

Isn't it??

MrsJoseph wrote: "I totally read And You Shall Know Her by the Trail of Dead and I LIKED it.

It IS a bit weird...but at the same time it's NOT Chuck Tingle weird, lol."

Not available on Amazon UK :(

Orlok wrote: "MrsJoseph wrote: "I totally read And You Shall Know Her by the Trail of Dead and I LIKED it.

It IS a bit weird...but at the same time it's NOT Chuck Tingle weird, lol."

Not avail..."

It's free on Lightspeed:

www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/sh...

Thank you so much.

*gives a deep bow with a little twiddle at the end*

I blush to admit I looked there first, but all the options took me to sites where you have to pay $3.99. Then this time, I realised the whole story was below...

:-D

I know those feels, lol.

Oh shit!

It's Wednesday. Who wants to read some weird shit?

I found something weird looking and FREE: "Slave Girls of Outer Space"
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...

THIS DUDE is seriously into slave girls. I expect some cheesy overly done BS in a very short format. Considering his lack of ratings, I'm also expecting some terrible writing.

Anybody in????

WHY YOU ONLY COME UP WITH THIS WHEN IM AT WORK??? :P

I would have totally been in...

DoodlePanda wrote: "WHY YOU ONLY COME UP WITH THIS WHEN IM AT WORK??? :P

I would have totally been in..."

Didn't realize it was Wednesday until close to the end. But still - that book for next week??? It looks terrible!

YES, lets do it!! :D

;-D

yaaay!

Grab a copy - though its likely perma-free

I will grab it right away just in case :)

You might have to remind me when Wednesday happens, I'm working this weekend so the days might get a little jumbled LOL

DoodlePanda wrote: "I will grab it right away just in case :)

You might have to remind me when Wednesday happens, I'm working this weekend so the days might get a little jumbled LOL"

LOL

Will do!

Hello, Weird Shit Readers! It is Wednesday!!

This week's Weird Shit read is:

the FREE: "Slave Girls of Outer Space"
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...

Get it here: Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...

YAY! :D
Im starting now too :)

Yaaay!

Seriously?????!????!

THis scene is where the slave girl is trying to find a way to escape a jail cell.

It had been a long time, by her standards. Two weeks, almost.

Now Dita could forget about the copying and think only of the sex. She thought about it for a long time, and did many things about it, for Sven had a SexMaster implant that gave him full control over his cock, and it took him FOREVER to cum … and she loved every moment of that forever.

LOOOOOOOL!!! xD

"Their bodies were rippling displays of feminine jigglery as they ran, large breasts bouncing, rounded buns jiggling and hair flowing"

DoodlePanda wrote: ""Their bodies were rippling displays of feminine jigglery as they ran, large breasts bouncing, rounded buns jiggling and hair flowing""

OMG. WHHHHYYYYYY!!!

lol

So they get to the lifeboat and it's been made into a love nest... of course... xD

OF course. I had to take a break, lol.

Came back to this:

Their bodies were rippling displays of feminine jigglery as they ran, large breasts bouncing, rounded buns jiggling and hair flowing.

oooh, why?? Why, OH why?

N-space was Nuboristian space, named after some ancient race, but every called it Normal space, as opposed to FTL space, where the speed of light was officially clocked at 55 mph. Most authorities agreed that FTL space was an alternate universe deliberately created by some ancient Surround-class or greater artificial intelligence, specifically because its physics made FTL travel easy and cheap.

Lol :D

First thing I truly LOL'd at:

“This is the Surround warship “Grounds for Dis Missile,”

Ok. WHY??

In the Queendom, everyone wore clothing that identified who they were: slaves went naked, commoners wore dowdy rag bikinis, royalty wore bejeweled bikinis, and proud warriors like herself wore chainmail bikinis.

MrsJoseph wrote: "First thing I truly LOL'd at:
“This is the Surround warship “Grounds for Dis Missile,”
"

Haha yea that one got me too :D

MrsJoseph wrote: "Ok. WHY??
In the Queendom, everyone wore clothing that identified who they were: slaves went naked, commoners wore dowdy rag bikinis, royalty wore bejeweled bikinis, and proud warriors like herse..."

And yea, apparently they all wear only bikinis? xD

I finished the rest in bed, so didn't get to do more updates...
But it was a great pick for weird shit Wednesday! xD

The spelling mistakes alone....

DoodlePanda wrote: "I finished the rest in bed, so didn't get to do more updates...
But it was a great pick for weird shit Wednesday! xD

The spelling mistakes alone...."

IKR?? I read a little when I got home but I crashed and fell asleep.

Oh shit! It's Wednesday!!!

Anybody want to read some weird shit?

Too early in the day to think weird right now.

lol

Sorry, didn't see this until now, been working :(

In honour of the first post...