The Friendly Book Cave 2020 discussion

This where we can share jokes.

Make sure you provide answers to your jokes and not just leave them open for others to guess.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road?

A: Because it wanted to go to the mooo-vies?

Q: Why did the lights go out?

A: Because they liked each other.

Q: What did the candle light say in the dark when it blew off?

A: I thought i was staying in for the night, looks like I am going out.

((Imma just do a random...horrible...pun))

I really think it's insalting when the roads aren't salted. I am very salty about it when that happens.

Q: What did the light bulb say when it was hugged?

A: I knew i was the light of your life.

Two antennas get married on a roof, the ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was great.

Q: What do you get when you cross between a vampire and a clown?

A: Dark humours

Q: What do call a nocturnal jokers?

A: Dark humours

QUESTION: What dies 100 feet in the air?

ANSWER: a centipede.

Q: Have you heard about the theif who stole a calendar?

A: He got 12 months

LOL

Q: What did santa say in the toilet?

A: Ho ho ho. Plop plop plop.

Here's a random one.

I'm allergic to bullies, they make my eyes water(Sorry this is a bad joke)

Q: Lucy has a big head. She goes to to her doctor for a treatment. What does her doctor give her?

A: Big-head-itis

Q: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A: A river

Q: What do get when you cross between a camel and a dancing cow?

A: Lumpy milkshake

Q. What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A. A Wonky.

Q. What is in the end of everything?
A. Not God or nature
Real Ans. LETTER G

OK sorry!

What do you miss most from your childhood

For me it's less stress

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Shake a cow and milk it at the same time.

Q: What used to be white and black and red all over?
A: The newspaper.

How does a cow laugh?

Moo-hahaha

How do you make an egg laugh?

You crack it up!

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was TWO TIRED!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

Lol

Ikr

*Doctor arrives late*
Doctor - Sorry I'm late
Patient - It's okay. I'm PATIENT

I like that one.

Rumell wrote: "I like that one."

:)

Linda wrote: "What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef."

lol

HERE'S A BAD JOKE.
(I think so.)
Q-What song did the singer sing?
A-He sang "Er…".

What do you call a bisexual love triangle?

A bicycle

(ba-dum-tss)

:]

Lol xD

Here is a cheesy joke: What do you call a curly-haired cheese? Permesan!

xD

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that releases energy

A: Exosaurus

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that absorbs energy

A: Endosaurus

Why do I hope that my nose isn't 12 inches long?
Then it will become a foot!

That is funny.

Q: MOM: "How do I look?"

A: DAD: "With your eyes."