YA Book Club! discussion

Because a dragon destroyed it

Why do flowers grow?

Because people hold them @ gunpoint if they don't

Why did the Mayflower house many people?

Because the people all died there (that seems very dark...)

Why is the sky blue?

Because it was painted that way (Looking back on it it does seem dark)

Why did the random dude ring the gong?

Because if not, he will die (Looking back, I think ALL our answers are really dark...)

Why do people travel?

To escape Tartarus (Yeah....)

Why does dog food smell like it does?

Because people poisoned it (... very dark indeed)

Why are leaves green?

Because a dude made of money touched them (:P)

Why are trees covered with bark?

Because if not, the man-eating boxes will eat the treee

Why is the earth round?

So other planets can toss it around

Why is the sun so hot?

Because they're robots

Why are people alive?

Because Dorothy didn't get back to Kansas

Why are dogs cute?

Because Harry Potter cast a wizard spell on all dogs.

Why are things boring?

Because my brother made them.

Why can't I get what I want?

Because it's against the laws of the universe.

Why is the sun bright?

Because dogs are alive

Why is paper made of trees?

Because seagulls invented them