UK Amazon Kindle Forum discussion

I saw this game on Twitter (https://twitter.com/FeliciaDavin/stat...) and thought it might go down well here!

The idea is to write about your own work in the style of these "How To Tell You're in a ... Novel" articles: http://the-toast.net/series/how-to-te...
For instance, mine would be:

How to tell if you're in a Ben Appleby-Dean novel:

1. You don't know if any of this is even real

2. But it's out to get you regardless

3. You don't have any special powers to make up for it

4. All your straight friends are dead

5. Unexpected poetry

Anyone else fancy a try?