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Heroes Of Olympus Truth or Dare
Hey guys! Soooooooo I decided to do a Heroes of Olympus Truth or Dare! I hope you find it funny and if you have any truth or dares please comment them! Enjoy!Leo: Enjoy? ENJOY???? HOW THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ENJOY THIS????????? YOU'RE GOING TO TORTURE US!!!!!
Me: Geez, Leo, calm down. I though you liked funny stuff.
Leo: I wouldn't call getting tortured funny!
Percy: I agree
Me: Hmph. You guys are no fun
Jason: Of course we'e fun! Lots of fun! Aren't we fun, guys?
Annabeth: No, you guys are all dense idiots.
Percy: Hey! At least I'm not afraid of spiders!
Annabeth is mad: WHAT DID YOU SAY????
Leo: She's actually going to bash your head into seaweed. I'm going to go get my camera!
Me: Uh-oh. Percy better run
*Percy starts running*
Annabeth: You can't run forever!
Me: Okay guys! Calm down! Let's start the story!
Disclaimer: All of the characters belong to Rick Riordan. Blah, blah, blah. You know the drill.
2nd Disclaimer: Yes, I have two disclaimers. I just use it because I've seen mean comments on other fan fictions. I did not copy any fanfic. If this is similar to any fanfic I sincerely apologize!
It was a normal day at Camp Half-Blood until....
Percy: Hey guys! Let's play truth or dare!
Annabeth: Truth or dare? I don't think so. I suck at that game.
Piper: Awww, come on, Annabeth! It'll be fun!
Jason: Yeah, this is probably the first good idea Percy's ever had in his life
Percy: What did you say????
Annabeth: Break it up, you two. Fine, I'll play.
In Cabin Three
Me: So just spin the bottle and whoever it lands on has to do a truth or dare. Then that person spins the bottle and so on. If you refuse then you must take off an article of clothing. You cannot lie. Make sure you have written your will before this game. Just in case you die.
Percy: Where did you come from? And what do you mean, die???
Me: I'm the author! And you do know you're playing truth or dare? This game is more powerful then all the gods combined!
Thunder booms and Zeus appears.
Zeus: What did you say????!!!!!!!
Me: Go away or I'll call Hera
Zeus: Oh, well...I'll be going now. You know, 'cuz I'm busy and stuff. NOT because I'm afraid of Hera
Me: Yeah, sure. Keep deluding yourself
Annabeth: Ohhhhhhkay. This girl is insane
Me: Just play already!
Annabeth: Fine! I'll spin the bottle
It lands on Jason
Annabeth: Jason, truth or dare
Jason: *Grins* Dare!
Annabeth grins evilly Jason is seriously reconsidering his choice.
Annabeth: I dare you to go to the Aphrodite cabin and tell them that they look like overgrown toads and that they should seriously change their wardrobes
Jason pales
Jason: B-but they'll kill me!
Percy: Dude, just do it! I'll go get a camera!
Jason walks over to the Aphrodite cabin and shout at them. "You all look like overgrown toads! You should seriously change your wardrobes!"
A moment of silence...then shouts of outrage. "Get him!" Jason starts running for his life. A cloud of pink glitter and makeup right behind him. The girls in the Aphrodite cabin are putting glitter all over him and the boys are shouting curses in Greek. Soon, Jason come back and he's wearing a pink dress with lipstick and bows in his hair.
Percy starts snapping pictures and Piper suppresses a giggle. Annabeth grins.
Jason: Please kill me now.
Piper: What did you leave me in your will?
Percy: Dude, you look like a clown
Jason: Shut up. Annabeth, I'm getting revenge
Annabeth: You can try
Jason spins the bottle and it lands on Piper
Jason; Piper, truth or dare?
Sorry for that small bit! I'll have ore soon, I promise!
Jason: Please don't Just forget about this and never write about it again!
Me: Never! Mwah ha ha!
Jason slowly walks toward anywhere but near this crazy and insane girl
Me: I'll find you!
OMG. Funniest thing I've read in this group. (No offense to others.)I LOVE IT!!!
Thank you so much! I really suck at doing funny stuff, so I wasn't sure if I should post this! Thanks!
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! I LOVE IT!
THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR COMMENTS
This is hilarious. You did great
kam...i really need more..i dont want it..i need it..tis liek adrug
I was going to update more yesterday, but my dad was yelling at me to sleep, so I couldn't. I'll have more hopefully by today!
Hey all you readers out there!Piper: Oh no, it's my turn
Piper: OH MY GOSH IT'S MY TURN
Me: Piper, calm d-
Piper is hysterical: WHY IS MY NAME LIKE THAT
Me: *Evil Grin* I control everything here
Piper:..
Me:...
Me: Anyway, back to Piper's torture sessi-I mean truth or dare
Piper: WHAT???
Me: Times up. Gotta type!
Piper: YOU COME BACK HERE!
Piper's POV
I think. Jason's my boyfriend, so there's a chance he might not give me a horrible dare. Who am I kidding? This is truth or dare.
'Truth" Jason pauses. I smile. Another minute goes by.
"Dude. You suck at this." Percy says.
"Shaddup. I'm trying to think." Annabeth starts humming the Jeopardy theme song. I resist the urge to grin.
"Okay, got one." I roll my eyes.
"Finally, Sparky."
"What's the most embarrassing moment of your life?," I stare at him.
"How can you be so cruel?,"
He grins. "Sorry, Pipes. You're still going to have to tell us." I sigh.
"Okay, so when I was twelve, we were playing truth or dare. It was a huge party with all the kids from school. This one girl from the popular crowd dared me to go outside and run across the street with a swimsuit on. It was really cold. The thing was, I had to wear her swimsuit, which was extremely skimpy. So, as I was running, I tripped and fell into a bush. I got tangled, and then the swimsuit came off. So there I was, butt naked, with the whole grade laughing and cat-calling. I was on my stomach, so they could only see my back, but that was embarrassing! I bet they still have pictures on the internet!"
Annabeth, Percy, and looked like they were trying to hold back their laughter. It didn't work.
"Sorry, Piper, but that's just too funny!," says Annabeth.
I glare at Jason.
"You are so going to pay for this"
He gulps.
I'm about to spin the bottle when Leo and Nico walk in.
"What's this?," Leo exclaims. "The Leo fan club! I'm flattered!" I look up at them.
"No, Leo. We are playing truth or dare. Why don't you two join us?,"
Nico mutters. "Why do I have a bad feeling about this?,"
Me: Because I'm writing it!
Nico: You? Oh my gods. I can already sense that death is near
Me: MWAH HA HA
I spin the bottle and it lands on Leo.
"Leo, truth or-"
"DARE! YEAH! SERIOUSLY, BEAUTY QUEEN, I DOUBT YOU CAN COME UP WITH A DARE THAT'LL SCARE ME" I roll my eyes
"Okay. I dare you to set Chiron's tail on fire."
The color drains from his face as he processes what I just said.
"B-but-"
"No buts! Now hurry up and go!," We all follow Leo to where Chiron is standing. We hide behind some bushes while Leo walks behind Chiron and sets his tail on fire. Chiron whirls around but Leo is already running.
"Valdez! Come back here this instant!," Chiron roars. I've never seen him so mad.
"Stable duty for a month!," We're all laughing as we walk back to Cabin three.
"Chiron will kill me!," Leo whimpers. I grin.
"That's what you get for thinking that I wouldn't be able to scare you."
Leo spins the bottle. It lands on Percy. Oh, geez. Pretty soon, we're going to have another visit from the gods about our behavior. I groan inwardly.
Leo grins his maniacal grin. "Percy, truth or dare?"
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Meanwhile at Olympus
Hephaestus: Hmph. That daughter of yours is devious
Aphrodite: That's my girl!
Athena: I hope Valdez come up with a good dare for that upstart
Poseidon: What did you call my son?????
Me: Geez. You guys are actually really a lot like your children
Zeus: WHAT??? WE ARE GODS!!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT US LIKE THAT
Me: Shut up or I am going to call Hera.
Zeus: It's amazing how such a small girl can scare a god
Me: I'm the insane author! Of course!
Zeus: I have a bad feeling....
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So did you guys think it was funny?
Leo: No
Me: I wasn't asking you!
Leo: I know
Me: Ugh, Leo, you are so going to get it
Percy: Uh-oh, dude. You are so dead. This girl can make Zeus scared
Zeus: Argh! I will get her!
Me: Not before I go set Hera on you three
They mysteriously disappear
THAT'S SO FUNNY! I LOVE FUNNY STORIES!
Need more pronto. Like, pronto pronto. Like, get-your-butt-typing pronto.
Thanks! Hmm...I may not have some soon, 'cuz like I said, I'm going to Niagara Falls tomorrow or the day after.
I can't see the image and I'm sorry! There are some guests from NYC coming in like 10 minutes and we're going with them.
Will you please write more before you go?
I love you his so much! Most entertaining thing I've read in this group! No offense to everyone else!!!!
oh god...this is maneal crazy bonkers,....and I LOVEE ITTTTTT
Sorry I didn't post yesterday. The guests came when I was half way through the next chapter. I have probably 10 min since they went to the mall...
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Hello, all you demigods out there!Annabeth: Hello
Me: I didn't mean you guys!
Annabeth: But you sai-
Me: Stop taking everything I say seriously
Annabeth: So I shouldn't take what you just said seriously?
Me: Yes, but you just did take it seriously by asking me whether or not you should take it seriously
Annabeth: .....
Percy: SHE EVEN HAS ANNABETH CONFUSED. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYBODY
Me: I AM ALL POWERFUL. NOT EVEN THE GODS CAN COMPARE
Thunder rumbles
Zeus: WHO DARES-
Zeus: Oh, it's you. I'll be going now. You know, lots to do
Me: *Grins Evilly* It's Percy's turn
Percy: I'd rather live in Tartarus.
Me: Too bad. I'm not that nice.
Pecry: WHY ME????
Annabeth: A demigod's life is never easy, but we faced the Titans, the Giants. Gaea, and now this? Percy, I think our luck has run out. We're probably going to die this time
Percy: I love you
Annabeth: I love you, too, Seaweed Brain
Coach Hedge: UH-UH CUPCAKES. YOU'RE NOT DOING ALL THAT LOVEY DOVER STUFF ON MY WATCH.
Percy: ....
Annnabeth: ....
Me: ....
Coach Hedge: MWAH HA HA! DIE!
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhkay. Back to the game...
Percy's POV
"Dare," I said immediately. "Give me your best shot, Valdez"
Leo grins his maniacal grin.
"I dare you to propose to Annabeth in front of Poseidon and Athena. Make it as lovey-dovey as possible, and you can't tell them it was a dare until afterward."
Athena will kill me. And I mean that literally.
Annabeth is pale, probably think about what are godly parents are going to do to us.
I sigh. "Fine, c'mon I need to find a few drachmas."
I Iris-message both Athena and Poseidon. They look up.
"Hello, Percy. I'm a little busy right now-"
"Why did you Iris-message me?," cuts off Athena.
I take a deep breath and get down on one knee.
Annabeth is doing a pretty good job at acting shocked...or maybe she's just shocked that Leo can be such a mastermind. An evil one.
"Annabeth Chase, I have known you for 5 years. Those five years would have killed me if it hadn't been for you. I love you, and I always will. Will you please marry me?",
Annabeth nods, and I kiss her.
Athena and Poseidon stare at us in shock.
Then-"WHAT???HOW DARE YOU AGREE TO MARRY SUCH A LAME-BRAINED BUFFOON! JACKSON, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!" and...
"PERCY!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU PROPOSE TO HER OF ALL PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! I EXPECTED BETTER BEHAVIOR THAN THIS!!!!!!!
I glance at Annabeth. We shout "IT WAS A DARE." and end the connection.
I glare at Leo.
"You are so dead."
He grins. "So are you."
I ignore him and spin the bottle.
It lands on Nico.
This is going to be fun.
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At Olympus
Athena: I can't believe them. Thank, well, thank the gods that they aren't getting married
Me: I totally ship Percabeth
Aphrodite: They are such a cute couple!
Poseidon: No they are not
Athena: For once in my entire lifetime, I agree with uncle
Me: *Sigh* I guess the demigods really are bringing the gods together
Aphrodite: I TOTALLY SHIP PERCABETH. THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED AND HAVE 100 BABIES
Me: YES, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU
Athena: NO THAT IS NOT HAPPENING. APHRODITE YOU WILL REGRET SHIPPING PERCABETH
Me: I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN. I AM ALL POWERFUL
Athena: ....
Me: MWAH HA HA
Poseidon: OH MY GODS SHE HAS ATHENA CONFUSED. THE WORLD HAS ENDED
Me: THE WORLD CAN'T END UNTIL PERCABETH HAS 100 BABIES
Aphrodite: YES
Poseidon: ...
Athena: ...
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Me: How was that? Hoped you enjoyed it!
Percy: Enjoy? ENJOY? IF YOU SHIP PERCABETH SO MUCH, WHY DO YOU WANT US TO DIE?????HUH??? ANSWER THAT!
Annabeth: For once, Percy makes sense
Me: Don't worry. You won't die until you have at least 100 babies.
Percy: ...
Annabeth: ...
Aphrodite: I LOVE THIS GIRL
Me: See? Everyone loves me!
Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Piper, Jason, Nico: WE DON'T
Me: No one cares as long as it's funny
Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Piper, Jason, Nico: Hmph, we hate you
Me: I know! Bye!
There might be mistakes, but I gotta go...
i love it...kamiko...i think i might be in love with you
nope...its official...kam..will you marry me
AMAZING!!! KAMIKO, I WILL HAVE TO SMASH YOU IN MY CLOSET NEXT TO RICK RIORDAN ITS SO GOOD!
I haven't read this series, but even so, this is hilarious! Great work, Kamiko!
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OH MY GOSHNESS I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! And Zaynah, I'll think about it...
Description:
What will happen when the demigods play truth or dare? Will the truth be told? Will blood be spilled? Will-
Percy; WHY?? WHY MUST YOU TORTURE US??????
Me: Your not supposed to be here! Get out!
Percy: NO! I WILL STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING!
Me: I'm going to give you the worst dares ever if you keep this up
Percy: Nevermind. I'll be going now...
Me: That's better
Anyway, basically it's the seven+Nico-
Nico: Why am I always just the add-on?
Me: You're not the add-on. Now get out before I erase you completely
Me: Sooooooo anyway, the seven+Nico+Thalia+a few-
Grover: I'M NOT EVEN MENTIONED?????
Me: I give up