UK Amazon Kindle Forum discussion

But there's a catch.

The next commentator sets a condition.

Example..

Onions.
Instead of contact lenses.

Unlimited bacon.

But no frying pan.

Patti (baconater) wrote: "But no frying pan."

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Custard.

Patti (baconater) wrote: "Custard."

But its powder and you have no liquids.

That's a right bitch.

Vodka

No Red Bull.

Books

Michael wrote: "No Red Bull."

Thank gawd

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "Books"

Missing all vowels

Thts n gd!

Clean towels

But you have to use them for everything - clothes, bedding, furniture...

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "But you have to use them for everything - clothes, bedding, furniture..."

Loo roll...

Cork screws

But no corks.

Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "But no corks."

Not even left handed corks? :(

Your turn.

Sellotape

Yet no dispenser.

Scratch. So many things can be made from it.

You've got no fingernails, though.

Chocolate

Only chocolate covered insects

Paper

But no toilet paper.

Ginger

But no biscuits

Vodka

but its all spinach flavour

Gossip

Gossip...

But no one to share it with

Money

But society has collapsed following the zombie apocalypse and you can't barter banknotes

Bullets

but no guns.

chewing gum

But no teeth

Water

But it's tainted with poo

Yuk, music to listen to.

A.L. wrote: "Yuk, music to listen to."

Huh?

Yuk to poo. You have an unlimited supply of music but....

Ahhhh.

But Dave has control of the stereo.

No I haven't lol

Lol!

eastwood (do you feel lucky punk,well do ya) wrote: "No I haven't lol"

;)

Cake.

Cake...

But you're surrounded by sweet stuff; all you've had to eat for weeks has been chocolate and marshmallows and candy and trifle... You'd kill for a sausage or a packet of crisps or a bowl of savoury rice, but all you've got is bloody cake.