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message 1: by Jeff (last edited Oct 03, 2014 07:41AM) (new)

Jeff Bauer (jeffbauer) | 36 comments Help Wanted: Write fortunes & save animals!
My wife and I are volunteering later this month at our local animal shelter (https://www.facebook.com/COTanimals) and we are building a "Zootar" booth (inspired by the Zoltar booth of Big fame). The booth will pop out fortunes that support the mission of the shelter - spay, neuter, adopt, foster, etc.

I'm looking for one-liner fortunes. Please post or PM your gems and you'll be helping a worthwhile cause.

Example: "A four legged tall, dark and handsome stranger will soon enter your life!".


Iesha (In east shade house at...) (emberblue) | 1 comments Here's a few: (I hope they help. If not I can try again :))

Joy will come to you soon.
A bouncey presence will cross your path very soon.
A pair of yellow eyes is following you.
You will hear a cry that will call to you from a small creature.


message 3: by Debbie (last edited Oct 13, 2014 01:20PM) (new)

Debbie Zapata The pitter-patter of paddy paws will presently fill your house with pleasure.


message 4: by Val (new)

Val Silver (valsilver) | 7 comments You purrr-fect friend is waiting for you.


message 5: by Debbie (last edited Oct 04, 2014 04:55PM) (new)

Debbie Zapata You will write a happy ending to the tale of a wagging tail.

A bouncing bundle of fur needs you.

A BOOtiful black cat is waiting for a treat ~~ no tricks here, you will soon take him home!


message 6: by Debbie (new)

Debbie Zapata You are about to discover unconditional love.


(Don't know if I am late with this one...have you done Zootar yet, Jeff?)


message 7: by Jeff (new)

Jeff Bauer (jeffbauer) | 36 comments Still one week left to gather up pithy Zootar fortunes!


message 8: by Barbara, Founder and Moderator (new)

Barbara (lv2scpbk) | 1256 comments Mod
A fur baby won't ruffle your feathers.

(Okay, I will really have to think about these. LOL.)


message 9: by Barbara, Founder and Moderator (new)

Barbara (lv2scpbk) | 1256 comments Mod
Why did the dog cross the road?

A: to get to his forever home.


message 10: by Debbie (new)

Debbie Zapata Play fetch in the Field Of Dreams: if you adopt them, they will play!


message 11: by Jeff (new)

Jeff Bauer (jeffbauer) | 36 comments Good stuff, guys..keep them coming if you get more.


message 12: by Kim (new)

Kim Hampton | 180 comments Four-legged love is about to come your way.


message 13: by Debbie (new)

Debbie Zapata You will soon share your home with someone new because you have a BIG heart.


message 14: by Debbie (new)

Debbie Zapata So, Jeff...any updates about Zootar? How did it go? Was it fun? Were there lots of adoptions?


message 15: by Jeff (new)

Jeff Bauer (jeffbauer) | 36 comments Our local shelter had 40 adoptions over the weekend after our "Howl at the Moon" event. The Zootar booth worked out well, too. Check out my "performance":

http://youtu.be/zBYilDWspVk

- Jeff


message 16: by Jeff (new)

Jeff Bauer (jeffbauer) | 36 comments ..and I handed out many fortune cards, using my own one liners and those you guys graciously donated. Thanks again!


message 17: by Debbie (new)

Debbie Zapata Great news...and you looked like the real thing in that video! Sounds like a lot of fun...Congratulations!! =))


message 18: by Barbara, Founder and Moderator (new)

Barbara (lv2scpbk) | 1256 comments Mod
Looks great. Glad you got a lot handed out to help the shelter. And, love that your shelter had 40 adoptions.


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