No Logic discussion

I thought this would be fun.
Post any pick up lines you know or seem worth sharing.
I'll start.

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Are you a field of corn? Cause I'm stalking you
XD That one makes me laugh every time.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

XD

You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.


Warning: I'm bored . SO bored. Expect Lots more . Pick up lines. See how jobless I am *wails*

I like you more than Umbridge likes pink and torture.


ANY HP FANS HERE?

You drive me crazier than Lupin on a full moon.

OH THIS IS HILARIOUS XD

u smell like trash, may i take u out?

Only Snape could Severus apart.

Are you a keyboard, coz you're my type

I didn't know they made that shirt in boyfriend material?

Oh my gosh....

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright to me

Have you been to the doctor lately? I think you are lacking Vitamin ME

I don't have a library card but is it still ok if I check you out?

XD

Are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you?

These are just horrible XP