The Humour Club discussion

Self-deception is a fine art. One doesn't want to stretch the truth so far that it's unrealistic, impractical, unfeasible, senseless, foolish, absurd, or overheard by a relative who will constantly remind you that you're missing the mark.

New Year's Resolutions should always be mild in ambition so that you can justify congratulating yourself on a good choice when you sober up.

Feel free to post them here:

Minor Caveat: Please follow HC rules.

Rule #1: Never comment on another's resolution post with "You! Doing that! LOL!"

Rule #2: All further questions: See Rule #1.

So... Post 'em if you gots 'em!

I'll start with:

1: In 2020, I will try to learn tact, such as no longer telling certain interested women that I only date less annoying people.

2: I will clean some area of my house everyday unless I'm extremely busy looking for something...anything better to do.

3: As a new hobby, I will become an avid collector. This should explain all the empty wine bottles.

As you can see, there are no limits, so HAVE AT IT!

I got nothin.' Nothing funny, anyway, but I do resolve to be more active in the group. I'll start now by posting some new year cartoons.

Melki wrote: "I got nothin.' Nothing funny, anyway, but I do resolve to be more active in the group. I'll start now by posting some new year cartoons."

Love the burning dumpsters!

I'd join Melki in her resolution, but with nearly 7 months of the year slated for travel, that would be a laugh.

I hereby resolve to survive all the travel and not strangle my husband.

Rebecca wrote: "I hereby resolve to survive all the travel and not strangle my husband."

But the question is... Is your husband happy that men aren't held to the same high standard?

Jay wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "I hereby resolve to survive all the travel and not strangle my husband."

But the question is... Is your husband happy that men aren't held to the same high standard?"

Oh, I expect him to survive and not strangle me, either. It's a mutual pact.

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There are typos, and then there are just plain mistakes. Fewer typos, bozo!

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LOL and sharing :-)

Another good one:

I have never made a New Year's Resolution.

My resolution for 2020 is to continue that inaction.

Martin wrote: "I have never made a New Year's Resolution. My resolution for 2020 is to continue that inaction."

Ambitious!

Honestly???? Uh... Yep!