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We all know that listening to music is to mental health, what eating fruit and veg is to your diet. So why not combine the two ??
Grapefruit Dead
John Prune
The Travelling Mulberries
Carlos Sultana
The Mammas and the Papayas

Ultimate Spinach
John Kale
Eve's Plum
Moby Grape
Broccoli
Silver Apples
Strawberry Alarm Clock
Blind Melon
Orange Juice
Tangerine Dream
Blind Lemon Jefferson

only one of these is (un)real!

Well, I was listening to this lot at the weekend & they even have two fruity albums:

Pear Of Destiny - Grapes Of Wrath & One Eyed Jackfruits

Gram Parsnips
Bachmann Turnip Overdrive
Miley Citrus
Robert Plantain
Mango Cherry

ok, starting with the obvious,

bananarama

currant 93

manic street peaches

misty in grapefroots

the lemon kittens

killing artichoke

aspararagustus pablo

prefab sprout

beets international

figs figs figs figs figs figs figs

melon kim

john kale

Elvis Parsley

ha ha ha, i'm enjoying this.

yams69

cress

quincey jones

virgin prunes

rita okra

soft celery

pear ubu

lone oranger

dexys midnight runner beans

The Dixie Chickpeas

The artist formerly known as Quince
Colin Plumstone
Cob Dylan
The Rhubarbettes
Mandarin Mann

Chilli Nelson
The Almond Brothers

Deep Purple Sprouting Brocolli

Boiled Eggplant
Mungo Jerry Bean
Suede

Johnny Cashew
Durian Durian (obscure)
Minneola Ripperton
The Fruit Shop Boys
Raisin Cars

Cab Carroway

Persimmon and Garfunkel

'My Lady d'Aubergine' by Carrot Stevens

Filbert O'Sullivan
Alison Krauss and Onion Station
Neil Young and Crazy Horseradish
Gallagher and Lime
Soy Division

(My local area had a vegan restaurant called Soy Division).

'Don't Salad Leave Me This Way' by Bronski Beet

Johnny Hates Sprouts

nuts too?

keith spudson

rudimentary peanuts

cosey fanni tuttifrutti

neep purple

nick cave and the bad swedes

sugarbeet minott

florettessey

Dinah Squashington ?
John Lemon
Steve Marriot and Crumble Pie
The Peach Boys
Nectarine Dream

Blodwyn Fig
The Detroit Spinach
The Beet
Mungbean Jerry (or Mangetout Jerry)
Lentil Giant
Soya Wilcox
Quinoa Crisis
The Peardrop Explodes
Pixie Shallot

Artichoke Garfunkel

Dexy's Midnight Runnerbeans

The Peach Boys?
The Beetrootles
Pink Lady Gaga
Orange-Utan (obscure '60's group)
Tears For Pears?!
Beet Gees
Soya and Cher!
SugarBeet Ray

And some real ones:
Dope Lemon
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Black Grape

Aubergine Vincent

The Granny Smiths

The Swisschardigans

Gordon wrote: "The Granny Smiths"

Leon Russet
The Coxteau Twins
Roger Chapman and Bramley

Radishead
The Yam
Human Leek
The Damson Twins
The Spice Garlics

black uhurhubarb

poet and the froots

nat king kolhlrabi

dali's carrot

chicory taylor

blackberry francis

breadfruit kennedys

the revolting coconuts

durian dury

kumquat angels

robert plantain

Bob Dillon
Brian Beano

Quorn ?
Pearl Barley Jam

Beatles - Letuce Be
Stones - As Pears Go By
John Lemon - Give Peas a Chance
Black Cabbage - Cabbage Bloody Cabbage
Deep Apple - Chives in Lime
The Who - Live At Weeds
Jimi Hendrix - Hay Joe
Led Pepperin - Babe I Can't Leaf You
Stones - Thyme Is On My Side

Electric Light Orkastra
Cress (CrAss!)
Kuka Shaker

As Hamlet (almost) said to Ophelia: "To a punnery, go, and quickly too. Farewell."