Read All The Books Aaaaaah! discussion

Not in love with this by any means so far. 31 pages in and idk what the plot even is supposed to be rn. He keeps getting horny at random times about random things and he's bicurious and when does he turn into a giant grasshopper so I can laugh?

What, is this like Kafka's Metamorphosis?

The Joy of Erudition wrote: "What, is this like Kafka's Metamorphosis?"

that's what i keep thinking although i doubt that book was anywhere near as horny as this one

Not unless he was a horned beetle...

loool

please tell me this ain't happening in real life ever for real? (i know it is tho)

catholic school principle saying that if you masterbate you go to hell and become gay and lose wars and die.

"Stupid people should never read books."

I don't know what goes on in Catholic schools.

"History never tells us about the people taking a shit."

that's why i started my novel with a girl taking a shit :(((((((((((((((((((((

i'm upset that i relate to this immature douche wagon

Kristen wrote: "that's why i started my novel with a girl taking a shit :((((((((((((((((((((("

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so this kid's blood mixed with this weird virus in a jar and now we're being told the end of the world is coming. also, weirdly, as soon as this action started to occur, i lost more interest lol

End of the world might be a little too big, and make you tune out. Go for a smaller, more personal disaster. Like they're going to stop making my favourite kind of Mountain Dew.

now that is a true travesty