swifties who also read discussion

I’ll go first, you know you’re a swiftie if you take off you’re socks like they do in the bejeweled music video ( I do )

you know you're a swiftie when you exclusively call mirrorballs mirrorballs not disco balls

and when you have a gr group dedicated to her lmao

You know you’re a swiftie if you are constantly singing ts songs out loud without noticing

you know you're a swiftie when you audibly gasp when her songs start playing in public

you know you are a swiftie when you hate the name 'Joe'

Rae (Jurdan's Version) wrote: "you know you're a swiftie when you audibly gasp when her songs start playing in public"

♡Vivie♡ (Taylor’s Version) wrote: "You know you’re a swiftie if you are constantly singing ts songs out loud without noticing"

real

you know you're a swiftie when you start singing no body no crime when you hear sirens

you know you're a swiftie when you associate every person in your life with one of her songs

You know you’re a Swiftie when you can associate any random object or word with something Taylor related. 😂

You know you're a swiftie when you think of her whenever you see the number 13.

you know you're a swiftie when a taylor song is playing but you get mad because it's not taylor's version

You know you’re a Swiftie when ever someone says a word and sing the ts lyric with that word to match

You know you’re a swiftie when you unconsciously start dancing like Taylor did in the delicate music video

You know you’re a swiftie when you associate stuff you see / people to Taylor albums like…

“omg fall is so red and evermore coded”
Or like
“Her hair is giving debut taylor!”

You know you're a swiftie when you go online shopping and add taylor merch to your cart only to realise you're too broke. 🤡🤡

You know you a swiftie when you start belting the lyrics to a song of hers that came on the radio only because it’s Taylor and she feels like an underrated artist at the moment

you know you're a swiftie when you relate to all of these lol

You know you're a Swiftie when you see or hear anything that reminds you of a Taylor song and you start singing that song without noticing.

YES. I get so mad when I'm somewhere public and they're playing a stolen version!

legendofthe3divas wrote: "you know you're a swiftie when you start singing no body no crime when you hear sirens"

YASSSS

yk you're a swiftie when you wanna experience a breakup just to feel what taylor felt when she wrote all too well

you know you’re a swiftie when you hear a taylor swift song in public and scream OH MY GOD THATS TAYLOR SWIFT as if no one noticed

you know you're a swiftie when your love language is forcing people to listen to taylor swift songs until they find one they like

You know you’re a swiftie when you can drive for hours and only play Taylor Swift songs

samantha wrote: "you know you're a swiftie when you relate to all of these lol"

Yess lmaoo

You know you’re a swiftie when your siblings make you count how long you can go without humming, thinking, singing, or talking about her

You know your a swiftie when instead of saying “killed or murdered” you say “ no body no crimed “ and if he plays you or does something dumb you say “he pulled a Jake on me.”

Bailey(newts version) wrote: "You know your a swiftie when instead of saying “killed or murdered” you say “ no body no crimed “ and if he plays you or does something dumb you say “he pulled a Jake on me.”"

me when my crushes name is literally Jake: ._.

yk you're a swiftie when you constantly reference her to your non swiftie friends, bring her up in almost every conversation, and oh how could I forget, i'm writing an folklore/evermore coded short story for my creative writing class

yk ur a Swiftie when every time someone says "Oh I like that cardigan" you burst out saying: "I KNEW YOU.....STEPPING ON THE LAST TRAIN MARKED ME LIKE A BLOODSTAIN IIIIIII"

when you can name any tswift song in 0.5 seconds

in the depths of boredom you start singing her whole discography and time passes by fast cause you know all the lyrics

when your friend tells you to shut up and stop talking about Taylor Swift

When you randomly start singing her songs lol

When you can literally sing every song word for word without even thinking about it. I listen to her discography all the time on road trips and I can honestly just sing without needing to remember the lyrics lol

Not sure if this comes under this category but anyone else have this weird mechanism?

So if anyone says taylor swift it just stands out to me.
I could be daydreaming or even sleeping, and I wake up because someone said taylor swift. There could be a crowd screaming but i would hear "taylor swift" well and clear.

YES! I DO THE SAME THING! Everyone thinks it’s crazy but I love it!!

when it's raining and you start singing midnight rain and when you see a cardigan you start singing cardigan and when you use Google translate you start singing "WELL MAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKER FOR TOO MUCH" when you see someone with eyeliner and mutter "draw the cat eyes sharp enough to kill a man"
when someone says "fucked in the head" and you start singing champagne problems,when When you see a leaf on the floor and you sing "autumn leaves falling down like pieces into place" when someone says gorgeous and you start singing gorgeous.When you're waiting for someone outside a room and you start singing the other side of the door.When you see a car driving real fast and start singing getaway car.When someone says style and you hear the guitar riffs at the start of the song play in your head.
Yes I annoy my friends and family a lot.

^^^^^ this. this is the swiftie experience

you know you're a swiftie when the music in public could be super quiet, but taylor starts playing and all of a sudden thats all you hear, or if someone says something relating to taylor you say "oh my god thats a taylor swift reference"

case in point to the last one: this morning my dog had on a lime green shirt to stop her from scratching and i go to my mom and go "who stole the dog and died her key lime green?" and she didnt get it LMFAO

Isla Taylor’s version . I LOVE YOU . YOU AND I ARE THE SAME CAUSE I DO THAT TOOOO

You know you’re a Swiftie when you agree the album Red is underrated.

You know you're a swiftie when you send every post from Taylor to your friends and if a song comes in public you sing the song

when you're bsf who's not a taylor fan sends you insta reels and tiktoks everyday about taylor

......your entire Pinterest feed is just Taylor, Taylor, Taylor and you LOVE it :P

You know ur a swiftie if all to well (10 minute version) is stuck in your head rn

when every word someone says u can relate it back to a taylor song

you know you're a swiftie when you hear the name "Tim McGraw" and think of taylor swift rather than Tim McGraw

I thought I was the only one who did that!!

You know your a swiftie when someone says something that may just be a random word in her song and you open your mouth to say something but someone says “ don’t even think about it.”