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message 1: by Fay (new)

Fay | 6 comments Just thought I’d drop something fun in case y’all are up for it. Totally chill if not—but if you’re in the mood- here we go:
🧷Drop a fake Goodreads review for your ex — as your will..
📉 Give it a star rating.
🌶️ Bonus: Add a spice rating if you’re brave.
📚 Genre? Toxic romance? Unfinished tragedy? Delulu fantasy?


message 2: by Fay (new)

Fay | 6 comments ok here’s mine:
⭐⭐☆☆☆

“The cover was hot. The content? Deranged. I stayed up for this?? Had the emotional depth of a paper cut and the plot of a fever dream. Would NOT recommend to my past self.”
"The premise was strong but the execution? horrendous. emotionally stunted lead, unreliable narrator, and kept repeating the same mistake every chapter. would NOT recommend unless you enjoy suffering.”

🌶️ Spice Level: mid but he thought he was THAT guy
🎭 Genre: delulu fantasy + gaslight academia
TW: ghosting, “I’m not ready for a relationship,” and suspicious Snapchat behavior.

Now rate it. Describe it. Cry. Cope. If you wanna .


message 3: by Lilisfantaisy (new)

Lilisfantaisy | 12 comments the idea is so funny :

🧷well i tried, i read it, i didnt finished the book, the beginning was magic, the end was tragic
📉 rating : 0/5
🌶️ Bonus: i have a new bf now i wont lol
📚 Genre : toxic romance FEAT horror book from stephen king with a psychopath


message 4: by Shi (new)

Shi  Shadowhunter version  (shianna4-12-25) | 452 comments the idea is fun:
✏️The book is so much better than you ever were ps Jack's is hotter than you
📉 2/5
Bonus: the man I have now is better than you and.cares about me
Genre ya romance OUABH by Stephanie Meyer


message 5: by Fay (last edited Jul 03, 2025 10:07AM) (new)

Fay | 6 comments @Lilisfantaisy OMG STOP 💀💀 this is so savage 😭😭Also “i have a new bf now i won’t lol” is the kind of character development we love to see.
Closure? No thanks. We’ve got plot twists and glow-ups 🔥


message 6: by Fay (new)

Fay | 6 comments @shianna I love it 💀💅 YEAHHH TELL ‘EM BABY!!! 📣📣

GO GURRRLLL!!! 📚💅✨
He was a filler chapter and you're the whole damn trilogy.
Jack’s hotter. Your man’s better. And your Goodreads review?? ICONIC. 💔🧃💋

Genre? ✨Healed and Thriving✨
Now go rewrite your story, queen — this time, no toxic plot twists!! 💥💘💌

You’re the plot. He was just... a footnote. 😌✍️


message 7: by vanessa (new)

vanessa | 2 comments 🪫this book didn’t even make sense. No chapter coincided with the next. I’m not sure if this was a toxic romance or just the random thoughts you jotted on paper while on LSD. You came off with some superiority complex that made reading cringe worthy and my mind numbing. Either way, I’m glad it’s over and I’ll be throwing out the book, will not be doubling back.

📉2/5 only because you were extremely good looking.

📚psychological drama; you once referred to youself as someone “sitting at Gods table” and I was looking in…. You had me questioning my reality, things Id seen with my own eyes. being mind f***** by you a dramatically low point in my life lmfao

lol weirdest relationship in my life, looking back on it there were SO MANY red flags 🚩 now I’m in a happy, healthy, stable relationship. couldn’t be any better 💖


message 8: by Lilisfantaisy (new)

Lilisfantaisy | 12 comments Fay wrote: "@Lilisfantaisy OMG STOP 💀💀 this is so savage 😭😭Also “i have a new bf now i won’t lol” is the kind of character development we love to see.
Closure? No thanks. We’ve got plot twists and glow-ups 🔥"


yeahhh it gave me so much experience, i'm the person i wanted to be now because/thanks to that, go girrrrrl ✨


message 9: by Lilisfantaisy (new)

Lilisfantaisy | 12 comments Vanessa wrote: "🪫this book didn’t even make sense. No chapter coincided with the next. I’m not sure if this was a toxic romance or just the random thoughts you jotted on paper while on LSD. You came off with some ..."

omg its wiiiiild luckily youre happy now, i wish you the best, go girlll


message 10: by Fay (new)

Fay | 6 comments @Vanessa
LMFAO Vanessa this wasn’t a review, it was a diagnosis 💀
Not you surviving a psychological thriller masquerading as a romance 😭

“Random thoughts while on LSD” has me on the floor—like girl, not even the chapters were in a relationship 😭
You said he had you questioning your own eyes?? That’s not a plot, that’s a possession 💅

“Sitting at God’s table” while I looked in

WHY did that line feel like the author locked the door and threw away the key to your sanity 😭😭

Glad you made it out, healed up, and found the soft boyfriend with no superiority complex ✨✨
Throwing the book out is so symbolic. Like…literally taking out the trash.

📉2/5 but only cause he was fine??? You’re braver than me babe, I would’ve given 0 and kept the pics 💁‍♀️


message 11: by Fay (new)

Fay | 6 comments Lilisfantaisy wrote: "
yeahhh it gave me so much experience, i'm the person i wanted to be now because/thanks to that, go girrrrrl"


Love that for u Gurlll💗🥂


message 12: by Benji (new)

Benji | 174 comments “She drew me in like a moth to the flame. A silent whisper “you understand the pain?”. I stayed when no one else dared to… Emotions rip like the tide, depths of a ravenous sea. “I wouldn't recommend me!” Cover tattered, blood stained the pages like ungodly sacrilege.”

"Her flow was addicting, its plot captivating. Every scar unspun, every lie untold, where the truth faded. Narration by one to beaten, broken, hopeless, blind stumbling on past lies people manipulated her mind those she repeated to herself. Echoes in the dark, every mistake, played on a big screen. Inner demons chuckle & call her cowardly. To used up... A bruised laugh as she mumbles "you must enjoy the suffering of me.” Stones hop on the water during the witch's hour.

(“I’m not the kind of girl you save.”)

🌶️🫂 Spice at a damaged level: where the touching of bodies felt like love, yet it wasn’t … merely moments to dull the pain the quiet ache of past relationships who tainted the well by saying “you never deserved to be loved.“ Till she believed it.
🎭 Genre: Toxic as F^CK, damaged goods. Misunderstood…
Disappearing Acts, “I don’t deserve to be in a relationship.” Suicidal tendencies. Trying to wrap a heart unable to fit into her other side. As the blood pools out the bandages. A bitter wisp.
“Hey, at least you tried.”

If I could read it again I’ll give it a 5.
Her death made me cry. 😿
I coped with it by writing rhymes.
(“If you wanna say goodbye, just know I envisioned it then relieved it a thousand times in my mind.” ~ Steph)

Yeah my head is a gloomy place with dread, till laughter sweeps the darkness away, Smiling.
Hey, I lived to see another day… & I hope you did too, “thanks for being cool when kindness to the outcast isn’t always cool…” (a part of me still loves you Steph. This is what really made me wanna prevent self~harm and suicide… Her Death. Like a demon plagued my mind simply to find out, it was only a part of a bigger lie!)


addy (school Hiatus)  | 62 comments I think I’m in love with you this is the best idea ever.

My rating: ⭐️⭐️

This book was just…a lot. It had a pretty cover, which is probably the reason that SO MANY people wanted it too. I honestly wasn’t really interested in the plot at first, but it’s almost like the book just appeared at my door and I was like “well if it came to me without the effort of me having to get it I may as well give it a shot”. The first hindered pages were really good!! The MCs were sweet and I felt happy reading it. But then people noticed me reading the book and started warning me about how bad it gets. But I don’t really like DNFing books so I just ignored them. I definitely regret that now, but hey we all have to learn our lesson somehow. Because I had ignored these warnings, I didn’t stop reasoning and then eventually it just stopped. It’s like the book didn’t want me to read it anymore and I never got to finish the story. The author tried to finish the story a few months later but I never finished it, I didn’t want to.

🌶️ level : 🌶️ this book may have had a lot of experience with others but I said no :) Luckily the book didn’t complain.


message 14: by Elsie (new)

Elsie | 961 comments What are we playing now? 😂


message 15: by ella ☆ (new)

ella ☆ | 31 comments dang it im too single for this i wanna call out someone 😩


message 16: by book_girlie (new)

book_girlie | 217 comments It wasn't much. Cover wasn't much to look at, but the blurb reeled me in. Then when i got to the first chapter i was lost and didn't know where it was the last or the first. Shortest book I've ever read, wouldn't recommend.
3/5
🌶: 0/10, thank god.
Genre: Cliffhanger romance


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