Fandom-pocolypse discussion

here we are lovelies...

I guess I'm not the only ten in the room.

You must be tired because you've been running through my head all night... screaming.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pickup_l...

That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed onto the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window. Let's f-ing do it and never look back.

"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?"

((*swoons repeatedly*))

" Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back. "

You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.

Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet? Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21? Girl: Umm, no! Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/s...

Fezzes are red,
The TARDIS is blue,
If I had two hearts,
I'd give them both to you.

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Doctor Who Fan wrote: "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

OMG

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog,
Let's go chase cars.

Not really a pick up line... But funny.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

You must be a heck of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Are you an angel?
What?
An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.

Such a cute pick up line... even if (view spoiler)[it's a seven year old talking to a twelve year old. Ah... Little Anakin (hide spoiler)]

I'm learning german and I was looking at flirting, and one of the lines they had was
You look like my next girlfriend

Do you have a map? because I got lost in your eyes.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9...... And I'm the 1 y

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/

"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/

"Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" (Why?) "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/pickuplines/

Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

Roses are red,
Tomatoes are redder,
I think we both know,
I like you way better

.“Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.”- As You Like It

"She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won”- Henry VI

Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

Which isn't really a pick up line but if you reword it a bit you can make it one

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

You're Endor-able

I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walk by