Kids/Teens Book Club discussion

here, some one says...i wish for pizza (or any other wish)

the next person will say granted, but the pizza has food poisoning. (or make the wish backfire in be negative). then they make a wish of their own.

i wish for no homework

granted, but then you'll grow up an ignorant fool (lol, future teacher here!)

is that how to do it?

i wish we would get snow for christmas

(((yep! great work, and first one to reply. good stuff)))

granteed, but it would snow so much, you get hypothermia nad loose all the fingers on your left hand due to frost bite.

I wish i could win five million dollars in the lottory, and keep it!!!

Granted, but you suddenly find out that you owe the government five trillion dollars.

I wish writer's block didn't exist.

granted, but now thoughts and ideas are spilling out of you like a bodily function, and you cant concentrate and you lose your mind.

you need to make a wish

oops haha

i wish i never had to sleep again--that id just have an endless supply of energy.

granted, but your endless supply of energy and not sleeping gets noticed, and you get taken by scientists and they do unpleasant test's on you for the rest of your life.

I wish that i could publish a novel and it became a best seller

granted, but that would be your only book and you would lose all inspiration for your next book

I wish that I could have a never ending credit card

granted, but then people will grow suspicious of your large amount of money, police will investigate, just to be sure, and see that your card is a hoax and just not right. THey shall then take it away, leaving you poor.

I wish i could own a private beach

granted, but the beach will be infested with sharks and slowly dry up

I wish for a hermit crab ;D

granted, but that hermit crab will die after the first day.

I wish to win the lottery fair and square, and be able to keep my money.

granted but the taxes are so much that your money is down to ten$ then u have to pay your friend for the drinks your left with a dollar then a you give a hobo 99 cents then u have one penny

i wish all the books i read came true and i had all the powers of all the greek gods and was imortal/indestructable

granted, but all the bad guys in each book would become more powerful than you and destroy the world.

I wish for it to stop snowing!!

granted, but then it shall never snow again, and and all the little children will be very upset, and they shall all blame you, and you will live with guilt for the rest of your life.

I wish to be a very famous actor for the right reasons and make lots of great movies.

granted, but people don't like the movies and want you to stop being in movies.
I wish I could get some good story ideas

granted, but all your ideas will run out when you need them the most

I wish to be able to play flute in front of a crowd

granted but u forget what time is the preformance and miss it
I WHISH TO NEVER HAVE A SORE THROAT AGAIN AND RIGHT NOW

granted, but you get a horrible sickness instead of a sore throat.

I wish for a cell phone!!

granted, but it only has 20 minutes, and it breaks

I wish for a pet penguin.

GRANTED U GET THE PENGUIN BUT ITS RABID AND MAULS U

I WISH FOR THE NEXT PERCY JACKSON BOOK

Granted, but you got a used book and the previous owner's sister scribbled on it with permanet marker so you can't read it.

I wish that I had no homework.

granted but u become dumb and dumber until u cant read write and become ahobo

i wish for a puupy and nothing bad happens

Granted, nothing bad happens until your wish expires and the puppy disapears to doggy land.

I wish my hair was naturally curly.

granted, but you will never be able to do anything with it,

That's true. What's your wish?

IDk. Let me think.



I wish for......... My own business

u have it but your business goes bankrupt leaving you with nothing but the clothes on your back wait those were stolen

i whish for nothing to happen differently than my day to day life

granted, but your wish runs out after one day

whats your wish

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

you get it but chuck noris asks for it u say no he beats u up then takes your milkshake and your money and dont forgett dignity
i wish for a funny joke

Granted, but the funny joke is about you!!!!
I wish for lots of money.

granted but u die the milla second u get it from a heart attack from surprise you just got so much $
i whish for a peice of lint

Granted, but you accidently flush your lint down the toilet.
By the way, what is lint??????????
I wish to see the movie 2012.

lint is stuff thats in your pocket then gets washed and turns into this brittle fabric like substance

granted u become so obbsesed about the movie that u comit suicide but it never happens

i wish for a planet on mars

granted, but it makes mars so heavy, that slowly it begins to sink down, and in 13 years time, will hit the earth and blow up.

I wish to read the Princess Bride book.

granted, but then you forget how to read.

I wish to never run out of ideas for books

Granted, but you come up with so many ideas, your head explodes.

I wish for the lightning thief movie to come out sooner.

granted, but then no more movies in that series will ever come out


I wish to own a pet

granted, but it is a pet snake, which is poisnous and will then bite you and your family and you will all die from the toxins.

I wish to own every book by Stephan King(author of the shining) ever written, and in great condition and written in English, and not have them stolen.

granted, but your house will burst up into flames. Lucky you survive, sadly you books do not

I wish for a flat screen tv.

granted, but a boy will throw a baseball and it will crack your new TV

I wish to be a famous movie director, and make lots of movies that everybody likes.

Granted, but after seven years you doing something stupid and nobody watches your movies anymore.

I wish I could fly.

granted, but once you begin to fly, you dont know how to stop, so you can not come back to land, and you keep on floating higher and higher, and eventually you burst out of the atmosphere.

i wish for world peace