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What tickles your funny bone?
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Jan 06, 2010 08:08AM

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Here's a few from my funny shelf:
Anything by P.G. Wodehouse.
Queen Lucia is the first in a great series by E.F. Benson.
I also got quite a few laughs out of Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons when I read it last year.
Anything by P.G. Wodehouse.
Queen Lucia is the first in a great series by E.F. Benson.
I also got quite a few laughs out of Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons when I read it last year.


I have to say Terry Pratchett. When he's funny, it's laugh-out-loud.


I'm a fan of Pratchett as well although I haven't read as much by him as I would like.
Generally speaking, most Pratchett readers discourage anyone starting with the two first books in the Discworld series (The Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic) but then it's all about taste. I would suggest Mort, Guards! Guards! or Going Postal.
Going Postal, The Truth and Thief of Time are all stand-alone books that give you a good idea of how Pratchett writes. The easiest introduction to Pratchett would be his YA books The Wee Free Men or The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents.
I concur with Christina about his earliest books, they aren't his best. Her other suggestions are good, too. (I love Pratchett!)
I concur with Christina about his earliest books, they aren't his best. Her other suggestions are good, too. (I love Pratchett!)

I've added the curling book to my tbr list. It sounds funny. Never seen a book about curling.
I mentioned this somewhere else, but any Pratchett audio books read by Stephen Briggs are fantastic. He is a great performer, especially for the Wee Free Men.
I mentioned this somewhere else, but any Pratchett audio books read by Stephen Briggs are fantastic. He is a great performer, especially for the Wee Free Men.

I know what you mean about the tbr pile! I have also been reading books for various groups' discussions, but now I've decided just to read books that sound enjoyable and skip most of the discussion groups that began to dictate what I was reading. This group that Lee started has really suggested a lot of good books!
I grew up in Detroit, so I actually watched curling on television when I was a kid (on CBC). I also remember watching a lot of Bowling, too. lol I hope my local library has the book.
I grew up in Detroit, so I actually watched curling on television when I was a kid (on CBC). I also remember watching a lot of Bowling, too. lol I hope my local library has the book.

I hope you're able to find the book.
I knew I worded my post awkwardly. I just meant that I have gotten so many great book suggestions from GR that I want to start reading them and stop trying to read books for discussion only. I will, of course, continue with Jane Austen to discuss Emma. And, I am having a discussion on the Terry Pratchett fansite "Cult of Anoia." I just think I'll pass on the rest of the discussion groups and stick to commenting on threads like this one! Too many books and not enough time in the day! :)

We will be discussing the newest BBC adaptation, too, so you can join in there, too! I'm looking forward to it.





Gundula wrote: "One of the funniest Mark Twain books I've ever read is his travel book about Europe, A Tramp Abroad. I love the part about "the awful German Language." I've used photocopies of this..."
I love the bit where he discusses verbs with their prefixes at the ends of extremely long and complicated paragraphs!
I love the bit where he discusses verbs with their prefixes at the ends of extremely long and complicated paragraphs!

I adore Adrian Mole! The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, Aged 13 3/4 and The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole are the first two. Very dated, and very British so a lot of references might be strange, but the bits about family relationships and first love are timeless.
Gundula wrote: "Yeah, too funny, but so true as well (as anyone who has ever read Thomas Mann in German will verify)."
I haven't read his works, but have seen passages from the Magic Mountain in German. Impressive!
I haven't read his works, but have seen passages from the Magic Mountain in German. Impressive!

I love those too! The section about what kids wrote in their exam papers always make me laugh.
Excerpt :
"It is truly astounding what havoc students can wreak upon the chronicles of the human race. I have pasted together the following history of the world from genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the United States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully, and you will learn a lot. - RL
ANCIENT Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. Early Egyptian women often wore a garment called a calasiris. It was a sheer dress which started beneath the breasts which hung to the floor.
The pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube.
The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"
God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac, stele his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his 12 sons to be patriarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyamde to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
Later came Job, who had one trouble after another. Eventually, he lost all his cattle and all his children and had to go live alone with his wife in the desert."
More from : http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi...
I love those too Sandybanks! I like the bit about David fighting with the Finkelsteins!

They're side-splittingly hilarious, aren't they?
More:
WARNING : don't read this if you're currently drinking something that might spill on your keyboard.
"THE greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. Shakespeare was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter.
In one of Shakespeare's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. His mind is filled with the filth of incestuous sheets which he pours over everytime he sees his mother. In another play, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. The clown in As You Like It is named Touchdown, and Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.
Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim's Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.
One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. During the War, the Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.
Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin invented electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, "A horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead."

He should have collected those in a book!
Sandybanks wrote: "Chandra wrote: "O-MY-GOSH! I love this kind of thing! While my husband was working on his Masters he was a TA for college level history classes for three years and NO JOKE this is the kind of thi..."
A friend teaches history of Architecture here at University and she too has a collection of howlers.
A friend teaches history of Architecture here at University and she too has a collection of howlers.
My daughter is a junior in high school and she's getting ready to jump through some hoops to get into a good college. Reading these posts makes me sad. How are these kids even getting into, let alone staying in college? I know that proper spelling is disappearing, but you would think there would be some minimal writing level expected for college classes. unbelievable
Wow, unbelievable is right. These examples are very funny and I can see how some of these could be produced by grade 8 students but College students? It's kind of scary.

And, Sandybanks, I think you missed the one where Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 200 foot clipper (ouch).
An acquaintance of mine who teaches anthropology at college once got an essay that kept mentioning the James Bakery. She finally figured out the the student meant the James Bay Cree, a First Nations group in Northern Quebec which is being negatively affected by hydroelectric development.
Chandra wrote: "Well, don't be tooooo discouraged. These were for freshman level history classes. And here's the deal - number one, the first essay or paper is a BIG wake up call for a lot of these kids. A lot ..."
Well, I feel a bit better now. We homeschool and sometimes I feel a little more pressure on my daughter to "prove" that's she is college material. And then I see these types of papers (maybe some of the kids were just being "clever") and think, my daughter can write rings around these people and they have been admitted! Just baffling to me.
Well, I feel a bit better now. We homeschool and sometimes I feel a little more pressure on my daughter to "prove" that's she is college material. And then I see these types of papers (maybe some of the kids were just being "clever") and think, my daughter can write rings around these people and they have been admitted! Just baffling to me.
Chandra wrote: "Also, I wanted to add that at our college the history department ran a highly writing intensive program and so many of these kids had never really had to write an essay on the spot (most were used ..."
I have noticed that colleges are adding Writing Across the Curriculum to their programs. Maybe the public high schools are spending too much time "teaching to the test"?
Sorry for being the wet blanket. This would be funnier, if i wasn't into college search mode right now. :)
I have noticed that colleges are adding Writing Across the Curriculum to their programs. Maybe the public high schools are spending too much time "teaching to the test"?
Sorry for being the wet blanket. This would be funnier, if i wasn't into college search mode right now. :)


Oh yeah, I remember that one! It's also on that site that I gave the link to.
A website, not a book, but just as hilarious : http://engrish.com/
Check it out.


Yes, Dave Barry is great too (though after a dozen books or so you begin to wonder if there are actually any new jokes anywhere to be found).
I loved the book Learn Me Good by John Pearson! It's a comedic memoir of an elementary school teacher's first year in the classroom and it is a laugh-out-loud book if ever there was one.

Unfortunately not. I can't recall the exact wording, but she said that the train was how they spread to various parts of of the continent as well. Mind you, this was in a vocational school where there were too many kids with learning disabilities, in the days before those were really recognized and dealt with, and there could be up to 40 in a class.



'sir walter raleigh came from england, he had a boat, that's who he was' Well, true enough, I guess--haha!
"Napolean: a short, dead dude." We just watched "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure" last night. I think I must have been influenced by this thread!
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