Horror Aficionados discussion

Good vs. Bad: You post a word like-- snow and then the next person puts something like this:

Good: Fun to play in as a kid
Bad: Makes the roads slippery
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subways

good: fast , effective, cheap travel
bad: imminent death due to psychos

Psst...post a new word on your way out.

doh, sorry..

aprons

good: keep your clothes clean
bad: always coming untied

thongs

good: no wedgies
bad: a constant wedgie

hair

good: shining crown of glory that helps attract a mate
bad: the expense of upkeep

condoms

good: population control
bad: kills a mood in a hurry


dancing

good: makes you feel good
bad: makes you look stupid, especially if you're white

Sharpie

good:indelible
bad: whenever a child has one


chitlins

good: using all parts of the animal, even the stinky ones
bad: stinks to high heaven, or so I'm told

Smart Car

good:obviously the responsible way to travel
bad: you can't be taller than 4'5"


goats

good: some damn fine cheese can be had from their milk
bad: have to be fed and watered

Madonna

Good: A shining example of having a career with staying power
Bad: The Ultimate Material Girl

Paint

good: cheap redecorating idea
bad: cleaning up paint specks

ear wax

Good: protects your ear canal
Bad: Weird, gunky buildup

desk

good: solid place to work on
bad: gets so damn junky

cameras

Good: Takes pitcures of the grand-kids.
Bad: It tries to take pitcures of me!


***police***

good: keeps order
bad: gives tickets to me

iPods

Good: My entire CD collection on a single device
Bad: Poor audio quality

*** video games ***

good: hours of fun
bad: thumb strain

buffets

Good: Something for everyone one
Bad: Usually, the food itself

*** salt crackers ***

good: tastes delicious crumbled up in chili
bad: salty as hell and uber dry

contact lenses

good: one less ting to break
bad: good forbid you drop one on the ice


cocaine

good: keeps you awake during long exams or marathon work sessions
bad: um, well, it eventually kills you!

Pez dispensers

good: possibility of collectibles
bad: pinches fingers

bluegrass

good: it's played far away from me
bad: the way it sounds

*** phones **

good: you can call people
bad: people can call you
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sticky-notes

good: you can leave reminders of things to do
bad: others can leave you reminders of things to do

*** cars ***

good: you can travel long distances
bad: a-hole drivers texting and cell phoning are sharing the roads

Budweiser

Good: You can use it to flush the toilet with
Bad: It's not beer and gives you chemical flashes

*** real beer ***

good: quality
bad: price


collar

good:holds a necktie in place
bad: ironing them


chocolate

good: it taste heavenly
bad: a taste on the lips, forever on the hips


*** sex ***

good: ummmm, its sex, like Campbells, it mmmmm good.
bad: you eventually have to stop.

promissory note.

good: it`s money.
bad : it`s not really money.


recycling

good: reusing what we can is always good.
bad: some processes are very toxic and just as bad for the environment also sometimes cost prohibitive

mobile phones

good: useful if you break down, or want to be found
bad: idiots use them while driving

*** trees ***

Good: Wonderful shade on a hot day.
Bad: If you hit one with your car.


***Baseball***

Good: The hot dogs
Bad: The game's soooooo slow

*** beach ***

good: burying your feet in the cool sand
bad: young hot chicks with perfect bodies make me feel inferior

***stick shift cars***

Good: More control, faster acceleration
Bad: Takes a bit of practice

*** lycanthropy ***

good: easier to squeal your tires and pop the clutch
bad: clutch pain in the ass in a traffic jam

*** popcorn ***

***lycanthropy***

good: can change into powerful beast and terrorize people
bad: hurts like hell to change over

***popcorn***

good: tasty, filling low calorie treat
bad: gets stuck in your teeth

***c-sections***

good: get to be asleep, and not have your "cat" stretched out
bad: your left with a scar

*** shoes ***

good: protect the feet
bad: breaking them in causes pain and suffering and blisters

***Netflix***

good: one low price per month for as many movies as you want
bad: forgetting to send the 2 movies you've seen in for the whole month

*** Thanksgiving ***

good: great food, fun with family and friends
bad: too much whiskey, cleaning up



cleaning

good: makes the house smell good
bad: makes me tired


*** summer ***