Randomn for (W)riters! discussion

This is for pick-up lines. I randomly searched them yesterday. Some are awesome. Like these:

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

<3

Lol! I looooooove cheesy lines! Ok, ok, here's one:

Hey, did it hurt? You know, when you fell from Heaven?

Okay cheesy lines:

-I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!

Ooooooooooooo! I like that one!

Isnt it awesome?

Yesssssssssssssss

lol

*Circus Freak* wrote: "Okay cheesy lines:

-I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!"

Haha I love it

:)

*Circus Freak* wrote: "Isnt it awesome?"

yes
yes
it
is!

i love using cheesy pick up lines when writing expecially when they are used on you so it just makes you laugh so hard when you put a character through the same expeirence because you know what there reaction will be because you had it!

hahaha yes like in my one i made my own it said she is a dream however i can never got to sleep to reach her. lol adorable but cheesy lol

Here's one:

-Hi, wanna go halves in a baby?

Someone said this to me at school once. Funniest thing ever!

love it. lol

Okay...hmmmm...how about Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only "ten" I see!
So cheesy. I read it in a book and was like WHAT?! He did not just say that:)

HAHA
i love the reactions

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! This is one of my personal favorites

Lol, i love that one!

heres a classic one:

If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first

Hahah XD
I wonder if anyone has ever fallen for it
LOL

Lol, i'd laugh in their face!

i probably flinch and come back with "what are you 5." just to keep the act going

My older sister got asked once :"Is your father a baker?...'Cause you've got a nice set of buns!"
love it!

or "I wish I could re-arrange the alphabet and put U and I together..."

worst one ever!

One i've heard a few times:
"Quick, someone call the fire brigade.....cos you're smoking!"

*Circus Freak* wrote: "worst one ever!"

I agreee! lol

:))))

Lmfao!!! Those are soooo funny! Hahahahaahhaahahahaha! Ok, ok, this might not be as funny, but I was reading this one story about a dog nd at the end it said: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid that we've reached the end of our tail...
Well, I thought it was pretty funny.

I don't get it. Am I slow??!!

Sonia wrote: "I don't get it. Am I slow??!!"

=) Dogs have tails. Tale=story. Tail/tale. Get it?

I see now. lol

I have an conversation starter, does that count?

"Polar bears?"
"What?"
"They're an ice breaker."

Are you from the library? 'Cuz I'd like to check you out.

Um..I usually have a lot on hand, but I can't remember any. xD

I love the librarian one. I'm always there. haha. id probably crack up.

In second grade, some guy walked up to me and he said the funniest pick up line ever. I wish I could remember it! Oh man, I was laughing for months afterward and that was when I still thought boys had cooties.

haha nice.