Calling all Demigods! discussion

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1) Start a fire.

2)Kick the manager.

***Note: Number them, please. :3

3) Tell an employee to go die in a hoolllleeeee.

4) Scream: 'I KILLED SIRIUS BLACK' in the kid's toys aisle.

5) Scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU" to a toddler.

5) Get on the intercom and tell the kids to shop at Walmart because it has less expensive toys so your mommy will buy you more!!!!!!

7. have a full-fledge battle, involving toy swords, workers and a Dora the Explorer toy that sings 'We did it! We did it!'

I laugh at that one!!!

Which one?

yours!

8. Put up Undesirable No.1 posters over the price signs.

I have no idea if you would get kicked out for this, but I so wanna do it:

9) Get a bunch of friends together, bring an amp and an iPod that has Caramelldansen in it. Plug it into the amp. Go to the electronics section. Have everyone line up. Turn on the iPod.
Caramelldance.

Leia23 wrote: "yours!"

Oh, thanks.

9) Go up to little kids and scream in there ear a bad word.

11) Go up to the books section. Go to the twilight books. Print out Undesirable No. 1 signs that have the Twilight books in them instead of Harry. Tape them to all the Twilight books.

Deleting Spam.

12) Murder the fish in the pet aisle.

13) Strip in front of the shoppers in the meat section.

14. Open all the bags of candy and throw all the candy on the store floor.

15) Or eat the candy. :3

Vanster wrote: "15) Or eat the candy. :3"

((good choice ;) ))

16. Open all the frozen food boxes......

17) Have a bike race in the store (with their bikes, of course).

18. open up the wii boxes and playing american idol and singing it on the intercom.

19) Pour kitty litter all over the floors.

20. Run around the store pushing people over and taking their carts full of grocieries and stuff
(g2g)

21) Get a bottle of whipped cream and spray some in your mouth. Then go around, spazing out and acting like you have rabbis

22. Tell everyone that everything is 110% off and then charge then 10x as much as the normal product would cost!

((those r sooo funny.))

23. eat all the popcorn in the food court spot. and melt all the icecream.

24. slap everyone with a fish and say, “give me back my fillet o fish!”
25. Run around the shoe department screaming" OMG SHOES!!"
26. trying to find the target dog by yelling “SPOT!!!!!!! SPOTTTTTTTT! SPOT WHERE ARE YOUUUU!” then when someone tells you to stop you go off on them.
27. Try to hit the sign on the front of the building with an arrow
28. run to the toy section, grab a Dora doll, and put it on the ground and hide. when some one comes to pick it up, jump out and say SWIPER NO SWIPING!!

29) violently destroy all the toys.

30) Complain very loudly about how there isn't a Target in Canada, then make an igloo out of the frozen food boxes and hide in it with a stuffed polar bear, putting out a sign that says 'CANADIAN ON STRIKE'.

Yeah, I don't know, either.

31) DEMAND a Togepi.

cool

32) Demand they put a Target in Canada.

Togepi???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

OMG! There are no Target stores in Canada?

33) Play football in the aisles
34) Hold a bicycle OR shopping cart race
35) Do the same above in their parking lot during store hours
36) Re-enact the "Finland" song from Spamalot in the freezer area

If you haven't seen Spamalot - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmBlUb...

37)Punch little kids.

38. Flood the store
39. Toiletpaper/egg the store

40) Go up to a employee and ask where the dead body section is

41) say you have a bomb in your purse.

42. Bring a weapon....

43) Knock out a cash register person and ring people up saying that they owe enormous amounts of money
44) Go to the frozen section and sit on the floor, pulling out ice cream containers and licking the inside. Then throw them aside saying "gross" or "bleh"

45. When the cashier is getting your change, you yell at their face, "ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!"

46. Go to the McDonald's inside the walkmart and order a double-beef foot long with extra pickles and light mayo. (Order it like you were at Subway)

47. Start crying until the manager comes over and askes you whats wrong then yell "I CAME HERE TO BUY A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS!!! WHY DONT YOU HAVE PUPPIES?!?DO YOU WANT TO RUIN A CHIRSTMAS DREAM?!?"

48) Bring a machine gun and shoot at the stuffed animals and other toys.

49. Release all the bouncy balls and scream

'I CHOSE PIKACHU!'

*choose, but Yes.^
50) Egg the store with their eggs.