Struggling Writers discussion

Granted,
But then you're an adult - haha j/k
But then someone steals your identity and gets you millions in debt causing you to lose everything.

I wish I could spontaneously travel anywhere (place or time) I wanted and back again.

Granted,
But now nothing exists other than the piece of ground you're standing on

I wish I never had to go back to school

Granted
gummy bears are now not made anymore ANYWHERE

I wish I could travel the world for free

Granted
But now there's not anything to travel on.

I wish I was President and everybody loved me.

Granted
But it just broke

I wish I could fly

Granted.

But everything in the world will be made of peanut butter..the chair your sitting on, the ground where you stand, your house, the trees, the fruits...even the air smells like peanut butter...meat/fish tastes like peanut butter..spaghetti too.*LOL*

I wish i could teleport from one place to another..

granted
now no one but you has ANY hair

I wish I was an eagle

granted,
dragons don't exist, sorry can't get you one! :D

I wish to meet Stephen King

Granted
But before you can eat it, the dog jumps on the table and gets it.

I wish I could freeze time so I'd have an unlimited amount of it to do all the stuff I don't have time for.

Granted.

But there's no more vehicle that could travel in land, air and water...it doesn't exist...so do the materials in making these vehicles...

I wish I'll be a well-known person around the globe..0;)

Granted,

But they just incented a cure for allergies anyway

I wish I could skip the rest of my schooling :)

Granted,
but the pony turns out to be lame, so you can't do anything with it. (This happened to my friend recently, she was so sad.)

I wish for a really great guy friend.

Granted,

But she's now blind deaf and mute. :(

I wish I had some unposioned nonsickness inducing toast that tasted awesome and was fresh. (I'm trying to thwart the genie.)

((You can't do that!!!! I demand a refund!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Refund granted. You deserve it. What a jip.
(Let's try sadomasochism.)

I wish someone would immediately kill me, and I'd go to the orthodox Catholic envisionment of hell. Hurts so good.

Yay! I got what I wanted! -- I think. Sadomasochism is the enjoyment of inflicting and receiving pain. What religion has a pit of hatred?

Granted,

You get a mudpuppy. Also it is dead.

I wish I was a Jew in Heaven.

Checkmate! Since I am a Jew in Heaven, it is implicit that I am Jesus, the only Jew to adopt Heaven as a concept and the only one to ascend to it! And as Jesus, I forgive you for your transgressions against me. And for completely changing the premise of wishes by using the word 'instead.' I decree that from this point onward, that word is blasphemy on this thread.

I wish the genie free.

granted

O_O I'm confused..... *headache*

haha...me too...

so is this the end of our twisted genie game?

Granted but it won't have any pedals.

I wish for an endless supply of chocolate ice cream.

Granted but the world finally discovered a way to no longer use money in peace.

I wish for more books!!!

Granted, but the date will only last for 0.01 second.

I wish to see Craig Horner in person.

Granted, but you realize in person Craig's really ugly.

I wish for Family Guy Season One on DVD.

Granted but it can only be played in theaters.

I wish to be a very good musician.

Granted but the world will end after 10 seconds of peace and happiness.

I wish I could cook so that I'll be able to cook for my boyfriend...

Granted, but Disneyland blows up before u get there

I wish some of my friends wouldnt ignore me.

Granted, but you'll gonna be deaf and bling so it's no use.

I wish I was born in New York.

Granted,

but now you're called another name...Grumpy old lady with hundreds of cats.

I wish I could read 5 novels (1000 pages each) a day.

Granted,

but all the people around the world are just 4 and hald feet tall making you look so awkward and weird.

I wish I could speak 15 languages.

Granted,

but you're just one of the stunt woman. They're actors too you know!

I wish to be a designer or wedding gowns.

Granted, but you aren't good at making them and no one hires you.

Granted, but now you have 50 brothers.

I wish I was a good artist.

Granted,

but robots take over and the only safe place in the whole world is a big stone building.

I wish I was an AWESOME writer.

granted, but you can only draw a flower

I wish i had an awesome game i could paly right noq

granted,
but then you don't have any time to do anything else

i wish i could write a hit song

granted,

but then you fall off a mountain....?

i wish to have the power to fly

Granted, but they're too small.

I wish I was rich, but well liked.

Granted

but you lose all your money through a hole in your pocket, and your best friend picks it up!


I wish I were younger!

granted
but you will continue backwards like Benjamin Button forever and ever into pre-existance.

I wish I understood more.

granted

but your head will swell will knowledge and the government will ship you to a dwarf planet with aliens

I wish my thighs were thinner!

Granted

But you will sprout feathers on your no skinny thighs and run around the courtyard clucking like a chicken.

I wish I were rich!

granted,

but it will be money up to infinity and soon you will hoard you house with it and suffocate under all the cash


i wish my mom would stop being an annoying parent!

Granted

But that means your mouth will forever be shut so your mom won't have anything to complain about!

I wish I didn't have to do any more school work.

Granted

But then you will lose your brain power and die from lack of use of brain cells


I wish that I fit in

Granted

You are now a very lovely corner peice on a puzzle.

I wish that I could fly.

Granted,

but you morph into an unknown species with flying power so fast you wiz into space in gravity and die from starvation

I wish i was prettier(not really!:D)

Granted,

but you are transported into a world where there is no other living thing but you. The prettiest person in the world!!

I wish I was the best artist ever.

granted.

but you are transported into the dinosaur ages. talk about good artist!


i wish i was a bird