The Twin Obsessions: Daemon and Dawson discussion

I pronounced the word Lingerie wrong once....it sounded like a type of spaghetti when i said it...

I can't tell you guys that!! Mine are really embarrassing!!!! and it's not ONE thing. I've got a lot....

HEY! I DID IT AND SO CAN YOU!!! share the most least emberassing one then...

Okay... one time in second grade, our teacher trying to get us to bring some written poems (our parents help us with) about national stuff of some sort or whatever... anyway it was a volunteer thing and I volunteered almost knowing that I won't really be supported at home. Anyway the next day was really embarrassing when all the other showed up and held their and I was empty handed looking for an excuse.

LMAO....that's not as bad as mine....So in the third grade (take notice of this)....we had recess and I had to go to the bathroom.....and you have to ask a teacher on duty before you can go inside the school (stupid fucking rule!!) so I kept on looking for a teacher but couldn't find one....and I didn't want to break the rules...so I didn't go inside....and I couldn't hold it in anymore and peed (is that how you spell it?) my pants in front of all my friends in the middle of the school playground!!

Welll the most embarssing thing that has ever happend to me was....well...... I was on the bus and well me and my friends we just chilling and then all of a sudden my friends burst out sining in the bus and everyone was staring at them like WTF AHAHAHAH BUT IT WAS ONE OF MY BEST BUS RIDES EVER!

Ewwww! Maida! I would have found a bush or something! LOL

My top fell off at the water park. Hot lifeguards were onlookers and they were laughing and smirking.

OMG!! a boy did that in the middle of class once (second grade). It was sooo disgusting!!!!!

I know it's gross, but seriously I really really had to go...and I can't find bushes in the middle of a playground!!

Hahahahahah....I know that story Stormy...funniest shit ever!!!

There had to be trees! something! LOL

Yeah...fine make fun of me....bitches ;p....you try holding it in for what seems like forever!!!!

And yes there were trees....

Poor you, I can imagine!! Thank god I never went through it. However, one time I was laughing so hard and I ran to the bathroom forgetting the lift the seat lid in my hurry (ours is always up) and down went the piss all over!!! So, it just human what was I supposed to do? take it back?

LOL It's okay Maida! The teachers never leave you alone now, huh?

LMAO....thank you for your sympathy Emily!!! XD

Just wanted to make sure you all are legal swearing age (and yes there is such a thing), except Stormy...I know she can swear *winks*!!

I'm 20 honey unless I'm with family, I can swear or cuss, but it usually only gets written so your fine!!!

I would but on this subject...I don't think a POTTY mouth what I want to be called right now. LOL

Oh! I have a really embarrassing one!

In 8th grade it was one of those health class sessions. They were showing us what STDs looked like...on the actual body parts. Very gross. So, I went home and was talking to my mom's friends about it. I was saying "There were bumps and sores all over. It was so gross. The most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my mouth." Yes, I said mouth. I have no clue why. It just came out and then I said "LIFE! Life! Life! I meant life!" but it was too late. Everyone was already cracking up about it.

I can't decide if I should laugh or say EWWWW THAT'S GROSS!!!! LMFAO.....!!!! XD

It was horrible! I don't know why I would say that!

Hahahhahahha..........I guess you were in the moment!!! Weren't thinking straight!!

Ohhhh....I just remembered a great story!! Okay so to say I'm a clutz is the world's biggest understatement!! So last month, after school, my friend and I were crossing the street to go to our bus stop. And you know those road dividers....well I wasn't looking where I was going and tripped over the divider...and landed on my knees...all the people in the cars were looking at me like WTF is wrong with that girl!! So embarrassing!!

LOL Ha ha. Remember when I said I had a friend that looked like Snooki? Well, we were walking to her house and she crossed the street before looking and my sister and I yelled at her. She was in the middle of the street and a car was coming and it blew the horn. She squatted down in the road and covered her head with her hands screaming her head off. Turns out, the car was turning down the same road we were and they were laughing their asses off at her. Another time she ran face first into a street sign and was like "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" LOL Dumbass.

Oh man....you don't want to know how many times I trip over shit!!! It's actually annoying....!!! Just yesterday I tripped over my bedroom carpet and almost fell over!!! STUPID I tell you!! ;)

LOL You should video that shit and put it on youtube

I tripped off my bed before. My foot got caught in the covers and I tumbled off. I messed up my knee and had to walk funny all day the next day at school. But I showed my crush my boo boo and I got his attention. :D

I AM BACK!!!! and WTF? why are there 102 posts already in hump it and lump it, i get this feeling in was just u stormy, and maida ;)

LOL no!

lmfao the health class one xD
I was spelling tomorrow with a double m until yesterday LOOOOL.
And when I was in primary, I was under the impression that a lesbian was a type of leopard LOL.
I've tripped over my own legs maaaany times. Like in cardio once, I nearly fell flat on my face LOL
Wow I use LOL alot

yah, remember? YOU ARE MY LOL SENSEI!!! and it's true lesbians ARE lesbians, what have been thinking lesbian was up until now? O_O?

I LOL all the time.

LOL what? Are you trying to convince me lesbians are leopards?
OMG there's a fb page for 'Les the Lesbian Leopard'

another embrassing moment:

in gym we were playing something to do with catching a ball. and i was like this



the two girls behind me call out my name, i get pissed and say WHAT!?, and then they say I have a rip in my shorts



and then I'm like



and then i ran to the nearest nurse's room and hid there.....D;

LMFAO.....that some funny shit Shreya!!! And lesbian leopards...that is kinda weird!!?? Hahahhahhahah....

NON! it's lesbians are leopards not leopards are lesbian! GET IT RIGHT!! D:

Ahhhhh that makes sense!!! What the hell was Loppy talking about!! LMAO...=)

HAHA Spongebob! I Ripped my pants!

OMG!! i came across that in my exploration for gifs O_O

Came across what?

LOL Awesome! You should have done that one. Apparently everyone loves spongebob!

WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!! so confuzzled!! ;(

Spongebob Maida! Spongebob ripped his pants. So did Shreya! There's a gif for spongebob ripping his pants and she saw it. I said Spongebob ripped his pants and she said that she saw the gif for it and I said she should have used it.

OHHHHHHH!!! LMAO....I'm all caught up now!! And yes Shreya should have used that!!! ;p

LOL I guess we are too random. It gets confusing sometimes.

i came across the song not the gif =_= stop putting words in my mouth. and also apongebob IS a CARTOON!! hypocrites.

Hey! I never said I watch Spongebob....I know who spongebob is....who doesn't!!!

YEAH! I DON'T WATCH SPONGEBOB! UNLESS I HAVE TO BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND WANTS TO WATCH IT!

And the song and the gif...same thing. :P

this isn't one of my worst, but it's so I'll share. One time I walking down the streets of Syria and the button on my sleeve hem was getting on my nerves, well I wasn't paying attention that I was on the corner when I lifted my hand and a texi stop there in front of me. So, finish buttoning it and stand there waiting for the car to move, only it doesn't and the driver is looking at me expectantly.... Oh I felt so baaad and embarrassed but stood there like an idiot until he got the message (it was an accident)

LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He obviously doesn't have a sex life back home. :D OTL

That's not fair to him, so I will respectfully disagree he was just doing his job, and I signaled him by accident. They're really nice people, and to them that would be insulting.

ohhhh, i thought you meant that you were buttoning up and the taxi driver thought you were unbuttoning. srrys people of Syria. let there be peace.

me and my dirty freakin mind. it's all maida's fault. i was so innocent, and then goodreads happened.

I get you, no prob...