Hunger Games Trilogy discussion

Does anyone have some good Hunger Games jokes? I would love to hear them.

My best friend told me this one: I used to to be in Hunger Games, but then I took a spear to the abdomen. (RIP RUE! ILY!!!!!)

Yeah... they're either really funny or mean....p

Well this isn't really a joke but it's beautiful
RIP
Stands for
Rue is perfect
That wasn't a joke
It was a fact

The rue controversy is terribly sad.

If someone tells you to do something say, "I WILL NOT BE A PIECE IN YOUR GAMES!"

To tell someone you like them "I like you so I'll try not to kill you at the cornucopia"

I havent heard.... what is it?

Oh my gosh, the Rue controversy is terrible. I can't believe people are actually saying that.

I got some :P.

Q.What do you think is the best solution to overpopulation?
Support your argument with examples.
A. The Hunger Games

*Adele starts singing I set fire to the rain*
SHE SETS FIRE TO THE GAMES!

*Sexy and I know it comes on (remixes it into Katniss version)*
When I walk into the forest, this is what I see. Gale shooting squirrels, and staring at me. I got an arrow in my hands and I ain't afraid to BOW IT BOW IT BOW IT! I'm KATNISS and you KNOW IT.

(Epic Hunger Games theater sign)
Due to the limited tickets for the midnight showing of the HUNGER GAMES, guests will be chosen at random to fight it out to the DEATH in our area.
Thanks,
Theater staff ;)

Every single time, before a test, I say "May the odds be ever in your favor!"
When I see the test, I say "The odds are not in my favor."

Okay this is my last joke.

I started running because I thought I was being chased by a Tracker Jacker. Then I realized it was just a wasp. Then I realized I'm not in the Hunger Games.

Well those are all my jokes hope you liked them :)

I also looked some up at Lotofjokes.net

ok its not a joke but a song and it was kinda funny ;)
its in a picture. its to Adele, Set fire to the rain

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=h...

♥SugarFlower♥ wrote: "I havent heard.... what is it?"
Apparently there are racists who are mad that an African American was cast for Rue, which is really sad. Racism is wrong, and Amandla Stenberg fits Rue exactly how I imagined her. After all, she is described as having dark hair and dark skin, why shouldn't they cast somebody who fits the description of the character? I love Amandla, she is such a sweet little girl, and I started crying even before the spear hit her I love Rue so much.

Awesome hunger games jokes:

(I'm sexy and I know it tune playing in background)
When I walk out of the shop,
This is what I see,
Katniss Everdeen is staring at me.
I've got a loaf in my hand,
And I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it!
I'm Peeta and I know it.

If Peeta were a ginger, would he be called the gingerbread man?

Isn't it ironic how the Boy With the Bread and the Girl on Fire met when the Boy with the Bread gave the Girl on Fire burnt bread?

Peeta: Santa Claus...real or not real?
Katniss: Uhhh....
Peeta: Real or not real?!?

(tune of "set fire to the rain" playing in the background)
I set fire to the bread
Watched it burn as
Mom slapped my face
Then she screamed
And I cried
And I ran outside
Into the rain
The raaain

I set fire to the bread
Then I threw it at
Katniss' head
Then she screamed
And I cried
And I ran back inside
Out of the rain
The raaain

Number 1 hit on Captiol radio this week: "We Found Love in a Hopeless Cave" by Rhianna

Katniss: Where's Finnick?
Peeta: Odair he is!

Peeta, he's the best thing since sliced bread.

HG fan: If I'm excited for the hunger games movie to come out...does that mean I'm from the Capitol?!?

Dictionary definition:
per•fec•tion - noun
1. The condition, state, or quality of being free or as free as possible from all flaws or defects
2. see "Peeta Mellark"

HG fan: You know what? Toddlers and Tiaras seems like something that would happen in the Capitol! Gasp! Something is clearly going downhill with society...

(tune of "Dynamite" playing in background)
I blow supplies up in the air sometimes,
Saying AAAAAAYOOO
Take that Cato!

(view spoiler)[Peeta: Her mother thinks Katniss is too young to have a boyfriend...oh well, I'll just announce that we eloped and now she's pregnant. (hide spoiler)]

Katniss is watching tv in the penthouse of the training center. Peeta walks into the room and says "Hey Katniss, is it my turn yet? Cake Boss is about to come on."

Josh Hutcherson: *Sigh* "The cave scene is over, and I only got one little kiss. Wait a minute.....beach scene!!!"

HG fan: I work out because I know I would have been one of the first to die in the hunger games.

Normal Couple-
"You hang up the phone."
"No, you hang up the phone."
"No, you!"
"No baby, you!"

Peeta and Katniss-
"You kill me!"
"No, you kill me!"

Give us this day our daily Peeta bread.

Number one movie in the Capitol this week: Peeta Pan

If Katniss can survive multiple tracker jacker stings, you can endure 20 minutes on the treadmill.

Gale: "Hey Peeta, can I use your phone? I need to call Katniss."
Peeta: "Sure, just hit redial."
Gale: ....



Those are all the hunger games jokes I know that weren't already listed. Hope you cracked up as much as I did over them. :)

Haha thanks

my dad used peeta pan last week

District2tribute wrote: "my dad used peeta pan last week"

and that's really funny because 'bread' in Spanish is 'pan'
:)

IKR! Double joke!!!

HG=
Hunger Games
Hermione Granger
Hawthorne Gale
Happy Gale
Hungry Gale

Well...I saw some pita bread the other day...I basically had a mental fit because it was so hilarious that I got so excited.

"Hey do you know where Finnick is?"

...

"ODAIR HE IS!"


AHAH.

Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute

Gale: Hey, what up girl?

Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods

Gale: Let's go!

Haymitch: Before we leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

Katniss: 'Cause when I leave for the Capitol, I ain't coming back

The Prep Team: I'm talking pedicure on her toes, toes

Cinna: Trying on all my clothes, clothes

Rebels: Snow blowing up our homes, homes

Johanna: Dress dropping, I hate being a tree

Johanna: Showing up some breasts to Katniss

Katniss: This is all making me a little bit tipsy

Plutarch Heavensbee: Don't stop, make it pop

The Victors: We'll blow the arena up

Katniss: Tonight I'mma fight

Peeta: 'Til we see the sun light

Wiress: TICK TOCK, this is clock!

The Victors: But the canons don't stop, no

Snow: oh oh oh, uh oh, oh oh uh oh

Lauren wrote: "Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute

Gale: Hey, what up girl?

Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods

Gale: Let's go!

Haymitch: Befo..."

ROFLSHMSPO!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD

Oh, and today, we were learning about coal in science. I got quite excited. The whole time I was thinking,

"IT'S LIKE I'M IN DISTRICT TWELVE."

Yesterday, I was at the store with my mom, and we were in the bakery section. She picked out a bag of dinner rolls, and I immediately thought "Peeta's dinner rolls!!! I'm making hot chocolate when we get home, and dipping my rolls in it!!! And I dont care if it's 102 degrees out, I'm still doing it!"
X)

haha

Katniss Everdeen, the Girl on Fire?

Peeta Mellark, The Bread of Fire.

Well, these are kind of Harry Potter/Hunger Games:

OMG THOSE ARE GREAT

when i walk out the bakery this is what I see
katniss everdeen is looking at me
I've got a loaf in my hand and I'm not afraid to
show it,throw it,throw it
I'M PEETA AND I KNOW IT
^^

Wow, these are so funny, especially the lyrics:D

Just google or Facebook the hunger games memes

Haha, I wish I had some.
These are hilarious.

Katniss: there's 24 of us gale and only one comes out
One direction: And it's gotta be youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

ϮAʛʛⅇℛʊℵʛ {Better Dig Two} wrote: "♥SugarFlower♥ wrote: "I havent heard.... what is it?"
Apparently there are racists who are mad that an African American was cast for Rue, which is really sad. Racism is wrong, and Amandla Stenberg ..."

thats crazy! she was the perfect fit for rue! exactly how i pictured her!!

What is Finnick's favourite game? Truth Odair!
My friend told me that one!

This one is to the tune of You Belong With Me By Taylor Swift

Your in the wood with your friend Gale, he's upset
He's going off about something that Snow said
Cause he doesn't, get your blank emotions like I do

I'm at the bakery, it's a typical reaping day
I'm baking the kind of bread he'll throw away
Cause he never, watched you walk home like I do

Cause I bake bread
And he makes snares
And I saved your life but you don't care

I found this one on google images and laughed my head off!!!

Beth wrote: "This one is to the tune of You Belong With Me By Taylor Swift

Your in the wood with your friend Gale, he's upset
He's going off about something that Snow said
Cause he doesn't, get your blank emot..."

And here's another to the same tune, but in Gale's point of view

Your on the phone with your baker, he's upset
He's going off about some burnt bread
Cause he doesn't, know how to hunt like I do

I'm in the woods, it's a typical Sunday afternoon
I'm hunting squirrels he'd never catch if they were all on the moon
Cause he'll never know how to hunt like I do

Cause he bakes bread
I make snares
He eats cupcakes and I hunt bears

I thought this was funny, and in case you didn't understand the moon bit, cause I didn't straight away, but it's because the squirrels wouldn't be able to run away on the moon because there's less gravity!

Jahlia ((thing 10 Evil 1)) wrote: "A complete fact. Did you hear about the controversy over rue."

You made me curious, what's the Rue controversy??

Catching fire...

Peeta = bread
Katniss = girl on fire

Fire +Bread = toast
How cute

Flavia wrote: "Jahlia ((thing 10 Evil 1)) wrote: "A complete fact. Did you hear about the controversy over rue."

You made me curious, what's the Rue controversy??"

Apparently there are racists who are mad that an African American was cast for Rue, which is really sad. Racism is wrong, and Amandla Stenberg fits Rue exactly how I imagined her. After all, she is described as having dark hair and dark skin, why shouldn't they cast somebody who fits the description of the character? I love Amandla, she is such a sweet little girl, and I started crying even before the spear hit her I love Rue so much
ϮAʛʛⅇℛʊℵʛ {Supernatural Freak} wrote that explanation

THE BOY WITH THE BREAD + THE GIRL ON FIRE = TOAST
got it frm google

Kggelen wrote: "Peeta: I stalked her since I was five and got in a game where I had to kill her. So kids that's how I met your mother."

this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD best joke EVER!

Tris wrote: "Kggelen wrote: "Peeta: I stalked her since I was five and got in a game where I had to kill her. So kids that's how I met your mother."

this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD best joke EVER!"

COOL

Lauren ~hella~ wrote: "Katniss: Wake up in the morning feeling like a tribute

Gale: Hey, what up girl?

Katniss: Grab my arrows, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit the woods

Gale: Let's go!

Haymitch: Befo..."

OMGosh ahahaha that is awesome!

Someone: "Everyone needs to stop making bread jokes."

Peeta: "I bread your pardon."



Not that funny. But still a joke.



I have another one that's kinda mean and it's kinda a Catching Fire spoiler so don't read it if you haven't watched/read it.




Augustus Waters: I have Hazel Grace Lancaster
Peeta Mellark: I have Katniss Everdeen.
Gale: I have two legs.
.....

A parody song from the Career's point of view:

(To the tune of Taylor Swift's 22)

It feels like a perfect night
To kill some of them tributes
Twenty-four, one victor
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
It feels like one of those nights
To draw some arrows
And throw some axes
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Yeeeeeeah...
Make sure to grab something from the Cornucopia
It's miserable and terrible, oh yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about our past lives
It's time
Uh-oh!
I don't know about you,
But I'm ready to kill you!
Everything will be all right if
The Games just end tonight
We've got our bows and arrows
In our secret hideaway
Everything will be all right if
I win the Hunger Games!

Me and my friends at camp made this up for a song contest (our camp program was HG themed) and we won :)