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message 1: by Cristina (new)

Cristina | 72 comments http://twilightersanonymous.com/TOP-T...
from twilightersanonymous.com
here are Jacob's Pick up Lines
& if you have any feel free to post them

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’”

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”




message 2: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments OMG!
7, 5, and 1 ARE SO FREAKIN AWESOME!


message 3: by Cristina (new)

Cristina | 72 comments lol
i love #5 :)


message 4: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments 2 is wow.....


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

they all rock!!!

i wish he'd say that to me! (except #2 EWWWWWW!!!!!!)


message 6: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments Yes. EXCEPT 2. WE SHOULD MAKE LINES FOR EVERYONE!


message 7: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
I love these!!!!


message 8: by Bailey (new)

Bailey (werewolflvr) | 73 comments These are hilarious!!! number ten is way funny!! and i think number 2 is funny!


message 9: by Lexi (new)

Lexi (theonecalledwhatsername) LMAO i luv these!!!


message 10: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments 6 and 3 were cute!


message 11: by Kimberly (new)

Kimberly (kimyw27) | 4 comments 1, 5,6,7 are my faves, and im still laughing!!!


message 12: by I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa*, and Twilight! (new)

I ♥ Luke Castellan *Alexa* (i_love_jacob_black_95) | 3164 comments YES TO 9!


message 13: by [deleted user] (new)

ditto
=)


message 14: by Lexi (last edited Jan 07, 2009 04:24PM) (new)

Lexi (theonecalledwhatsername) lol
the really funny thing is i can picture him saying this stuff...


message 15: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments If any guy ever tried to use those lines on me or on someone near me,I think I would die of laughter.


message 16: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments Yeah, six just seems like an awkward conversation starter.


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

lol, not a Jake fan, but loved the list.


message 18: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments I love jake, but I can't see him actually using the list. I could see Quil using it, though...I don't know why that is.


message 19: by Olivia (new)

Olivia | 77 comments ha ha! i just thought quil because the first time he and embry met bella, quil whistled when he thought bella was out of earshot. : )


message 20: by Marc (last edited May 28, 2009 08:09PM) (new)

Marc | 40 comments Quil definitely said something to set Jacob off.

When they were in the garage, and Bella mentioned riding lessons, Quil whispered something to Embry, and then Jake smacked him.

If you think about it, I'm sure you can guess what it was.

edit: If you wanted to read the section its in chapter 5 of New Moon on page 140/141 for the paper back




message 21: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
LOL


message 22: by Rach (new)

Rach | 4 comments hahaha! i love them all!


message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

As if Edward would ever use pick up lines. He mostly just dazzle's girls with his eyes.


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

1-3 is awsum!!!!


message 25: by Samary (new)

Samary | 16 comments OMG!!!!!!!!
ALL of them are soooo funny!!! :D
i LOVe his character hes so funny!


message 26: by Natalie (new)

Natalie | 2 comments LOL!!! how do people come up with these???


message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

These are actually just fan developed pick-up lines that were compiled.

Twilighters Anonymous are an unofficial fansite.


message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

No problem. :)


message 29: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
Love these!!!


message 30: by Vivi (new)

Vivi | 2543 comments Those are funny lol


message 31: by Stephanie, Loves Vamps and Werewolves but Zombies scare me!! (new)

Stephanie | 4175 comments Mod
I re-read them all the time because they are soooooo funny!!


message 32: by Krystal (new)

Krystal (krystal_f) | 1609 comments lol....6 and 5 are my favorite!!!


message 33: by Rizam (new)

Rizam Umer | 450 comments Gosh...i love all of em..!! LOL!!
BIG YES to 10 9 7 5 4 3 2 !!

Love ell of em ...Love jacOb..<33


message 34: by Janet (new)

Janet Weismore (goodreadscomjanetweismore) | 31 comments personally i like all of them and he is so amazing i wouldnt mind be the mother of his puppies.


Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ (canttaketheawesomeness) AHH!! :) I love two. I can definitely see him saying those. LOL!


message 36: by Moe (new)

Moe Corbett (moe123) | 8 comments LOL hilarious. ily 7 and 1 :D


message 37: by Bella (new)

Bella | 304 comments "What a marshmallow" sorry I love that quote


message 38: by Moe (new)

Moe Corbett (moe123) | 8 comments LOL i agree. Funniness :D


message 39: by Talya (new)

Talya | 79 comments Christina wrote: "http://twilightersanonymous.com/TOP-T...
from twilightersanonymous.com
here are Jacob's Pick up Lines
& if you have any feel free to post them

10..."


that is sooooo funny!!!!!


message 40: by Talya (new)

Talya | 79 comments oh yeah lets see how do u drown a blond? u glew a mirrow to the botom of a pool and no offence i mean im a blond too


message 41: by Moe (new)

Moe Corbett (moe123) | 8 comments Talya wrote: "oh yeah lets see how do u drown a blond? u glew a mirrow to the botom of a pool and no offence i mean im a blond too"

LOL :D


message 42: by Krystal (new)

Krystal (krystal_f) | 1609 comments Yeah some of these are definetly something Jacob would say!


message 43: by Moe (new)

Moe Corbett (moe123) | 8 comments i can picture Embry and Quil using some too LOL


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

thoose are sssoooo funny!!!!!!! LOL lOL LOL


message 45: by Jilian (new)

Jilian (jlayne94) | 18 comments life sucks and then you die...yeah I should be so lucky. it sticks...


message 46: by Randi (new)

Randi (The Artist Formerly known as Guitar Chick) (guitarchick) Love number two!!!!!


message 47: by Jackie (new)

Jackie (majorbookworm14) | 24 comments i can see seth usin some of these


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

lol totally


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