All For Books! discussion

Okay, this game was inspired by a very funny conversation between myself and a friend.
All you have to do, is post a sentence with the start saying:
In the name of....!
Then you have to complete the sentence with something funny. Make it as funny and unusual as possible.

Here's an example:
In the name of Bananas!

In the name of Hello Kitty, please vanish all these pink.

In the name of the little plastic thing at the tips of shoe laces!

In the name of purple polka dot pajamas!

In the name of sleeping bats!

In the name of cheesy popcorn!

In the name of swirly cheese

In the name of tuna cassarole!

In the name of sleeping dogs!

In the name of Animals!

In the name of all books

In thename of all those tacos

In the name of gold fish!

In the name of living fishes!

In the name of all chocolates!

ohh
in the name of fuzzy squirrels

In the name of all sleeping bears

In the name of all songs!

In the name of the freezing cold

In the name of dancing penguins!