NOOO Jimmy protested! discussion

Something like this:


One Direction Waking Up Their Kids

Harry: Um...erm...you...like...have...to....yeah..um...so...erm...just wake up, you have school, babe.

Liam: Good morning darling. Wake up, you don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you ? Now wake up so you can eat your breakfast that gives you the nutrition that you need for the day.

Louis: Wakey Wakey, you had enough beauty sleep babe. Wake up so that you can get ready for school. Don't forget to put on something with stripes. Ok so you won't forget though because I set out your clothes. Orange looks better on you than blue.

Niall: WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF BREAKFAST !

Zayn: Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.

That awkward moment when you go out with your friends and no1 bothers to tell you that you look like a grape.

Lou looks delicious... And I so wish he'd wake me up that way...

Kenzie Tomlinson wrote: "Lou looks delicious... And I so wish he'd wake me up that way..."

I don't wanna be woken up by him. I wanna wake him up.:D ;)

liam payne: ok ok we should do the biggest prank on justin bieber
liam payne: so we're going to film him and make him sneeze
liam payne: and we should refuse to say "bless you"
liam payne: im so excited
liam payne: this is the meanest thing EVER.

*Accidently spilling something on the boys*
Harry: oh..erm..yeah that's okay...uhm. yeah. fer oohz.
Liam: I am so sorry for getting in your way! Let me take you and buy you another drink ok. I am so sorry how can I ever repay you?
Niall: Na it's okay ya c---, I was bound to spill somefin on meself soon enuf.
Zayn: It's okay babe aha. If it's meant to be, it will be.
Louis: OMG how DARE YOU. This is SILK! My people will contact your people and I will send you the bill for the dry cleaning. ARGH this will take forever to get out. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Kenzie Tomlinson wrote: "Lou looks delicious... And I so wish he'd wake me up that way..."

I don't wanna be woken up by him. I wanna wake him up.:D ;)"

I wanna wake up by him. As in, right next to him. XD

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "liam payne: ok ok we should do the biggest prank on justin bieber
liam payne: so we're going to film him and make him sneeze
liam payne: and we should refuse to say "bless you"
liam payne: im so ex..."

XD Liam, Liam, Liam.

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "*Accidently spilling something on the boys*
Harry: oh..erm..yeah that's okay...uhm. yeah. fer oohz.
Liam: I am so sorry for getting in your way! Let me take you and buy you another drink ok. I am s..."

Typical, high maintenance Lou.

Kenzie Tomlinsexy wrote: "Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Kenzie Tomlinson wrote: "Lou looks delicious... And I so wish he'd wake me up that way..."

I don't wanna be woken up by him. I wanna wake him up.:D ;)"

I wann..."

I know what you meant. Do you know what I meant?
[*cue Louis saying OOOOOhhhh this just got X-Rated*]

Kenzie Tomlinsexy wrote: "Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "*Accidently spilling something on the boys*
Harry: oh..erm..yeah that's okay...uhm. yeah. fer oohz.
Liam: I am so sorry for getting in your way! Let me take you..."

Yes... Typical.*shakes head*

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Kenzie Tomlinsexy wrote: "Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Kenzie Tomlinson wrote: "Lou looks delicious... And I so wish he'd wake me up that way..."

I don't wanna be woken up by him. I wanna ..."

Yes. Yes, I do. :)

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "*Accidently spilling something on the boys*
Harry: oh..erm..yeah that's okay...uhm. yeah. fer oohz.
Liam: I am so sorry for getting in your way! Let me take you and buy you another drink ok. I am s..."

Haha!

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Kenzie Tomlinsexy wrote: "Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Kenzie Tomlinson wrote: "Lou looks delicious... And I so wish he'd wake me up that way..."

I don't wanna be woken up by him. I wanna ..."

Oh guys....

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "liam payne: ok ok we should do the biggest prank on justin bieber
liam payne: so we're going to film him and make him sneeze
liam payne: and we should refuse to say "bless you"
liam payne: im so ex..."

Can just imagine Liam getting excited over this!

Cy wrote: "Oh guys.... "

Oh like, you wouldn't wanna be "waking up" Niall...-_-

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "Something like this:


One Direction Waking Up Their Kids

Harry: Um...erm...you...like...have...to....yeah..um...so...erm...just wake up, you have school, babe.

Liam: Good morning darling. Wake u..."

I wanna be their children....:D

Yeah we covered a far more X-Rated version of that conversation above.:D

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "That awkward moment when you go out with your friends and no1 bothers to tell you that you look like a grape.
"

They're all thinking that, they just don't want to say anything.

Ariel {loves Hazza Stazza} wrote: "Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "That awkward moment when you go out with your friends and no1 bothers to tell you that you look like a grape.
"

They're all thinking that, they just don't want..."



Let me love you for that.

No way sister, he's mine. ;)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that so cute and funny at the same time!!!!!!!

Ariel {loves Hazza Stazza} wrote: "No way sister, he's mine. ;)"

I was talking to you baby. The gif was just a response.

Besides, I'm happy with Louis and secondary Zayn feels thank you very much.

Ah.

It does. Even if 1D did that...I would run screaming into the house, thinking they were possessed.

I wouldn't...

I wouldn't either, c'mon it's One Direction. Those gifs are too funny ^.^

Well, if Lou did ...

Lol at you guys' comments!!!!!!!

But here, most hilarious thing I've seen today and just wait for iiiiiitttt for the last panel.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahaha! Did anybody else read that with a really tiny voice in their head?

I actually read it in the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch because his voice is sex... asdfghjkl!!! I can't with these feels! Omg.


Yeah I'm done.

Now you've got me rereading it in Benny's voice...

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: ""

AHAHAHAHA!!! Omgeee :')

Ain't no one fuck with tiny Harry.
Ain't no one.

Olympic One Direction

Niall: High jump
Liam: 100/200m Dash
Harry: Golfing
Zayn: Soccer
Louis: Announcer, telling people in the stands their outfits look ridiculous.

The Queen: I thought One Direction were here?
Prince Philip: No Mam, that's the closing ceremony.
The Queen: So.. they're closing this ceremony? Or Do you mean in a few weeks?
Prince Philip: In a few weeks.
Queen:
Philip:
Queen: Can we go home, I was blogging. I only came for Harry. I heard he likes them old.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Perfection *Sherlock's Girl* wrote: "The Queen: I thought One Direction were here?
Prince Philip: No Mam, that's the closing ceremony.
The Queen: So.. they're closing this ceremony? Or Do you mean in a few weeks?
Prince Philip: In a f..."

Ahaha!!

If each of the one direction boys were a gps
Harry: Erm, well basically...you  uh drive for.....1 mile..then...you..erm...missed...the..turn..re-calc-ulating
Louis: Listen bitch, you drive for five miles and then you turn right. If you miss it that's your problem not mine. 
Zayn: Ah, enjoy the car ride that is life. Also turn left at the next intersection. 
Niall: Turn right into the McDonalds drive through ya cunt. I want a cheeseburger!
Liam: Drive for three miles then turn right. Oh no, that was too pushy, I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. Oh my god. In going to hell. Oh no I just said hell! God please forgive me! Oh my god. 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOUIS, NIALL, AND LIAM!!!!

If One Direction were zoo animals
Harry: The lion that roars at everyone
Niall: The Hyena that laughs for no bloody reason but everyone find it amusing
Zayn: The snake that just sits there because we both know it's too cool for you
Liam: The fluffy bunny that just hops around everywhere
Louis: The flamingo with one leg up cos it's so freaking gay

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One Direction at the dentist
Zayn: is that a mirror? Can I see it for a second....MY HAIR IS FIVE INCHES TALL! It was six when I left the house this morning!
Niall: I had some Nandos today but I brushed my teeth for you ya cunt!
Liam: Hey! How are you? That's good. Do you mind if I do a twitcam?
Louis: THIS SEAT IS TOO SMALL FOR MY HUGE FUCKING ASS!
Harry: Paul didn't tell me you were a woman! How old are you? You look over thirty, my cribs free tonight ;)

STOP IT!!!! I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!!

Hahaha that's all I can remember! :)

Good!!! but one question did you write the c word? I don't mind if it is a curse but I've heard about the c and w word and idk what they are, I just don't want to say it without knowing.

Future Mrs. Horan wrote: "Good!!! but one question did you write the c word? I don't mind if it is a curse but I've heard about the c and w word and idk what they are, I just don't want to say it without knowing."

c word? Cunt? It's a cuss word yeah. It's actually slang for...... female genitals. But its become an adjective now.

What's the w word?