NOOO Jimmy protested! discussion

Just talk generally about anything fanfiction related!

Idk what to say about it.

Well here's my love summarized:

Louis Tomlinson. Harry Styles. Liam Payne. Niall Horan. Zayn Malik. Doncaster. Cheshire. Wolverhampton. Mullingar. Bradford. X Factor. Hey There Delilah. Isn’t She Lovely. Cry Me A River. So Sick. Let Me Love You. 155204. 165998. 61898. 232677. 165616. Simon Cowell. July 23rd 2010. 8:23pm. Torn. Viva La Vida. My Life Would Suck Without You. Nobody Knows. Total Eclipse Of The Heart. Kids In America. Something About The Way You Look Tonight. All You Need Is Love. Summer of ‘69. You Are So Beautiful. Only Girl (In The World). Chasing Cars. Your Song. She’s The One. Video Diary. Week 1-10. The Smart One. The Flirt. Zayn Is Vain. The Funny One. And Louis Is The Leader. I Like Girls Who Eat Carrots. Im A Song. Mary. SHE’S MINE. Piano. Triangle. Victoria Beckham. As Everyone Knows But Nobody Knows. Icing Sugar. AAAAH THE LIGHT. I’d Fly. I’d Be Invisible. Stay Young Forever. Peter Pan. Power Rangers. Rubbish. Vas Happening. Will You Marry Me? Simple But Effective. SHOUT OUT. Oreos. NO JIMMY PROTESTED. Robbie Williams. I Won’t Like To Be A Food Because I Won’t Like To Be Eaten. Rogan Josh. A Ruler. Susan Boyle. Pickle Or Salt. Justin Bieber. Oh God. Head And Shoulders Please. SUPERMAAAAAN. Lamborghini’s. Rolex Watches. And I’d Marry You, Harry. STOP Having Curly Hair. Energy Juice. My Goldfish Is Dead. What Makes You Beautiful. Na Na Na. Gotta Be You. Another World. One Thing. More Than This. Up All Night. I Wish. Tell Me A Lie. Taken. I Want. Everything About You. Same Mistakes. Save You Tonight. Stole My Heart. Stand Up. Moments. I Should’ve Kissed You. I Don’t Know. Inbetweeners Dance Go. I’ve Got Some Dignity. Let’s Do This Poo. Masking Tape. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOWWWW. Louis Get Me Out Of This Box. DJ Malik. DJ Tommo. 123 Flick. Stop The Traffic, Let Them Through. Which Way Am I Gunna Go, Oh This Way. Sherbet. Vas Happening Man. Impersonations. Mash Potatoes, Newba Potatoes, Baked Potatoes, Roasted Tates. Vas Happening Potatoes. Hydraulics. Kevin. I’d Make That Pigeon Disappear. You Horrible Man. I’d Make That Pigeon Reappear. Two More Wishes. I Love My Life. Ima Bradford Bad Boi, Yo. Swag Masta From Doncaster.Imaginary Friends. Brit Award. Sold Out Tours. #1 Album.

They forgot Harry saying: Now kiss me you fool!
And: Here's a coin. Keep the change you filthy animal.[the way he says that though...*swoon*]

:D sigh!

Cy wrote: ":D sigh!"

"And I'm Jennifer"

1D STORYTIME, STORY #1: NIALL'S FAVE FOOD

When you ask Niall what his favorite dessert is:
This is what happens:


Kevin gets killed:


Zayn is embarrassed to be seen with them:


Liam makes everything awkward on a talk show:


Harry likes Niall (wait, what):


Louis is smarter than Niall:


Louis doesn't mind Harry flirting with someone's grandmother:


You decide you don't want to get in a van with 1D staring at you like this:


Don't ask Niall what his favorite food is.

1D STORYTIME, STORY #2: WHEN NIALL DOESN'T WEAR A SHIRT

This is what happens when Niall doesn't wear a shirt:


And when you see Niall shirtless:


After you blog about it:


Then you scream and run away:

"Give me your Lucky Charms!"
"Help me Liam!"

You're cursed, this is what happens when you wake up:


Then you get stared at hippo-style:


Then you learn that your friend is an idiot:

Me: Try and tell me something I don’t know about One Direction.

Friend: Ummmm, Oh! Niall dyes his hair blonde!

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:


You're upset when you get home, so you do this:


Then your mom comes in. You:


Her:


You learn that your 'other' cheated on you:


Then, 1D comes in through your door:


Then Louis falls over like so:


Then you say:


Because:

OH MY GOD! THATS HILARIOUS!!! IT HURTS IT HURTS!!

I think my sides ache with all the laughing!!!!!!!

haha omg that is sooooooo funny! I am literally dying of laughter XD

You like?

YES!!!

Great! I'll post the other 2 today, or at least try to.

YES!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay. Do you like the actual story or just the pics?

both!

Great!

YAY!!!!!

Def both!! Posty post post!! :)

Here's a 1D course.

Hey! I'm back!!!

NATALIEEEE!!!!! GIRRRRLLLL!!! How are you?

Great! I have LOUIS' SUPERMAN SHIRT!!!!!!

WHAT?

no joke.

Wearing it now.

O.O

"I've made fun of zayn's religion, liam's kidney, niall's teeth, and harry's acne but louis is so irrelevant idk anything funny about him omg."

GUESS WHO SAID THIS. I AM BOILING WITH RAGE RIGHT NOW.

Umm... (remember, I don't have a twitter) Plastic Beiber?

That Roxanne chick?

Maia wrote: "Umm... (remember, I don't have a twitter) Plastic Beiber?"

YES. ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! I got it right!

Woohoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so bored Maia.

Me too... Where's Ariel when you need her?

Off being awesome I presume.

I know... ARIEL GET HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

*twiddles thumbs*

*sigh of exasperation*

*hums LWWY*

*le writhes on the floor in pain*

HARRY'S IN A WET WHITE TSHIRT.

ARGH!!! THE FEELS!!! THE FEELSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! *writhes on the floor in extreme pain*

Calm down please.

*whimpers in pain*

You got through the Louis thread better than this.

I'm back, bitches, feel me.

*thinks about her awesome entrance*

On second thought...

*pukes* I'm guessing you didn't draft that?

I don't swing that way sowwy babe.

So... I'm behind on, like, three stories, right?

Yeah, I think.