Alden Mankus

“In the cavity were two handguns with ammunition clips.”
― Frederick Forsyth, The Devil's Alternative

“You can't get dyslexia from pussy.”
― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho

“Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?'

Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty. Artemis was expecting puberty to hit in approximately eight months, and he suspected that at that point he would look at Holly in a different light. It was probably just as well that she was eighty years old.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Arctic Incident

“Dionisio arose reluctantly from his bed, went to the window to see what kind of day it was, and went to the telephone to call the police.”
― Louis de Bernières, Señor Vivo and the Coca Lord