Almostdev

“You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.”
― Steve Jobs

“Truth can only be found in one place: the code.”
― Robert C. Martin, Clean Code: A Handbook of Agile Software Craftsmanship

“Happiness should be a function without any parameters.”
― Pranshu Midha

“What kind of programmer is so divorced from reality that she thinks she'll get complex software right the first time?”
― James Alan Gardner, Ascending