Andrew Watson

“If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.”
― George Carlin

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born.”
― Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Grand Inquisitor