Mano

“I want to meet a woman named Sherry who only drinks brandy, and a woman named Brandy who only drinks sherry. Then I’ll offer each one of them one magical night of sex with me, in the form of two of my clones.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

“If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora

“When I’m asleep I’m a politician, and when I’m awake I’m a criminal. Throughout the day and night, my mentality never changes.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”
― Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks