Joe Shamah

“Unload your perishable and empty boxes. Give away old clothes and broken cookware. Crush the empty cans and load them with the yellow newspapers. Shred the sensitive documents. Discard fingernail clippings. Get rid of those photograph and letters. Offload the old enemies. A lighter life, at any price.”
― Amelia Gray, AM/PM

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.”
― John Greenleaf Whittier

“Harkin orders a turkey sandwich and the heaviest shit they serve, black like his heart. That’s literally how he orders it, and I swear to God the hipster chick with the gauges in her ears almost climbs over the counter to rip his clothes off.”
― Kellen Burden, Flash Bang

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa