Jason

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”
― E.B. White

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin