Paul Last

“I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale

“When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.”
― Harry S. Truman

“Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.”
― Confucius, The Analects