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“Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.”
― Mark Twain

“When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.”
― Mark Twain

“Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.”
― Mark Twain

“Adam was but human—this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.”
― Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson