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“The au pair was bug-eyed. "What happened back there?"
"It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth Vaders without the mask!"
"They're Benedictine monks!" Nellie exclaimed. "They're men of peace! Most of them are under vows of silence!"
"Yeah, well, not anymore," Dan told her. "They cursed us out pretty good. I don't know the language, but some things you don't have to translate.”
― One False Note
"It's not our fault!" Dan babbled. "Those guys are crazy! They're like mini-Darth Vaders without the mask!"
"They're Benedictine monks!" Nellie exclaimed. "They're men of peace! Most of them are under vows of silence!"
"Yeah, well, not anymore," Dan told her. "They cursed us out pretty good. I don't know the language, but some things you don't have to translate.”
― One False Note
“I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet”
― One False Note
― One False Note
“No fair! Those guys ripped off what we rightfully stole!”
― The Medusa Plot
― The Medusa Plot
“Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker."
-Dan Cahill”
― The Medusa Plot
-Dan Cahill”
― The Medusa Plot
“The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.”
― No More Dead Dogs
― No More Dead Dogs
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