

“When Celia cums, 'tis earthquake hour
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power
when Celia cums.
An up exhales a greasy stench
for which you curse the careless wench;
so things which must not be exprest,
when plumpt into the reeking chest,
send up an excremental smell
to taint the parts from whence they fell
the petticoats and gown perfume
which waft a stink around every room
thus finishing his grand survey
disgusted Strephon stole away
repeating his amorous fits
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!”
―
The bed vibrates like kettledrums
It is a grand display of power
when Celia cums.
An up exhales a greasy stench
for which you curse the careless wench;
so things which must not be exprest,
when plumpt into the reeking chest,
send up an excremental smell
to taint the parts from whence they fell
the petticoats and gown perfume
which waft a stink around every room
thus finishing his grand survey
disgusted Strephon stole away
repeating his amorous fits
Oh! Celia, Celia, Celia shits!”
―

“...the sole test of music is its power to exalt the soul.”
― Eight Lectures on Yoga
― Eight Lectures on Yoga

“We all have a Monster within; the difference is in degree, not in kind.”
― The Monster of Florence
― The Monster of Florence

“Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.”
― Cerulean Sins
― Cerulean Sins
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