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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
― Charles J. Sykes, Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write or Add

“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
― W.C. Fields

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers