Ariadne Farah

“Maybe, I’d had a lengthy debate with the librarian over whether penises looked like misshapen snails (she was team sea cucumbers).”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“I made a whale sound.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“She screamed in my face—I screamed back. Oh, look, we’re harmonizing. Mozart would have loved this.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules

“Will do—Captain.” I bowed and face-planted onto the floor. “Like a beached whale,” I said with my cheeks pressed against the rocks. “Don’t worry, the tide will pull me back.”
― Jasmine Mas, Blood of Hercules