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Greg Behrendt
“But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation”
Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt
“I don't know" means "NO!"
"I don't know" means "I'm too cowardly to tell you the truth because I can't deal with confrontation."
"I don't know" means please do the dirty work for me because I don't want to hurt your feelings even more then I already have.”
Greg Behrendt

Greg Behrendt
“Even with all the mayonnaise in the world, you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.”
Greg Behrendt, It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken: The Smart Girl's Break-Up Buddy

Oscar Wilde
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
Oscar Wilde

Greg Behrendt
“But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see you staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen seconds. You’ll never see you hating yourself for calling him when you know you shouldn’t have. What you will see is you being treated so well that no phone antics will be necessary. You’ll be too busy being adored.”
Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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