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“Don`t you just love food? I feel like it`s the answer to everything.
Are you feeling depressed? Eat some food.
Headache due to low blood sugar? Eat some food.
Are you feeling horny? Eat some food.
Boyfriend cheats on you? Poison his food.
Food- it`s the answer to everything.”
― Pinky and the Beast
Are you feeling depressed? Eat some food.
Headache due to low blood sugar? Eat some food.
Are you feeling horny? Eat some food.
Boyfriend cheats on you? Poison his food.
Food- it`s the answer to everything.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“Wh-what did you make? Where is it?” he asks while looking over my shoulder.
„It`s a new kind of cupcake. It took me some time to get the taste just right because of how unusual the main ingredient is.”
„Oh my god, oh my god, I`m so excited. Can I have it now, please?”
If only people could see him now. Six ft four, over two hundred pounds of muscle and giddy as a schoolgirl over something as simple as a cupcake. God, I love this man.”
― Pinky and the Beast
„It`s a new kind of cupcake. It took me some time to get the taste just right because of how unusual the main ingredient is.”
„Oh my god, oh my god, I`m so excited. Can I have it now, please?”
If only people could see him now. Six ft four, over two hundred pounds of muscle and giddy as a schoolgirl over something as simple as a cupcake. God, I love this man.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„You`re telling me you willingly get up at five in the morning so that you can do what is basically glorified stretching, and you claim that helps you start the day, right?”
„Yes”
„But you`re not a hippie.”
„Nope,” I say as I drink from my Make love, not war mug.”
― Pinky and the Beast
„Yes”
„But you`re not a hippie.”
„Nope,” I say as I drink from my Make love, not war mug.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„You know, one of these days, I`m going to think of a very embarrassing nickname for you, and then you`ll be sorry and beg for mercy, but I shan`t give you any.”
Ema turns to me and fans herself.
„He just said shan`t. I love a man with a big vocabulary.”
― Pinky and the Beast
Ema turns to me and fans herself.
„He just said shan`t. I love a man with a big vocabulary.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„Why can`t I just tell her I love her, and I`m sorry? I mean, why do you women insist on complicating things.”
I really shouldn`t have said that. My usually cute, Tinkerbell-like little sister transforms into the female equivalent of the Hulk in front of my very eyes, only instead of green, she turns an interesting shade of red.
„Excuse me? You act like a complete jerk, an idiot, a Buffon, you make her cry and feel like crap, and then you have the audacity, the unmitigated cheek, the motherfucking nerve to complain about the fact that you have to work at getting her to forgive you? Men!”
― Pinky and the Beast
I really shouldn`t have said that. My usually cute, Tinkerbell-like little sister transforms into the female equivalent of the Hulk in front of my very eyes, only instead of green, she turns an interesting shade of red.
„Excuse me? You act like a complete jerk, an idiot, a Buffon, you make her cry and feel like crap, and then you have the audacity, the unmitigated cheek, the motherfucking nerve to complain about the fact that you have to work at getting her to forgive you? Men!”
― Pinky and the Beast
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